Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw

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[A red leaf breaks off a tree and floats gently to the ground. It floats down and lands on Edd's hat. Edd notices and closes the book he is reading with Nat. He plucks the leaf and places it on a pile of identically colored and shaped leaves. Edd and Nat look at the leaves, neatly arranged on the school steps, and Edd glances at his watch. It is 4:05. He then reopens his book and resumes reading with her. It shows that he has neatly arranged all types of fallen leaves around the front of the school. Suddenly, the door blasts open, and the leaves flutter all over the place. Eddy storms out.]

Eddy: [crabby] "Stupid teacher! Can you believe the nerve of this guy? Dishing out detentions on Halloween!" [He leads Edd and Nat away.]

Edd: "Reap what you sow, Eddy. You filled the teacher's desk with processed cheese. A strict violation of school code."

Eddy: "Ed's the violation. C'mon! I got something that's gonna make this the coolest Halloween ever!"

[The two run away over a hill. Suddenly, the screen jiggles, and the show takes on the appearance of an old movie.]

[The credits roll. The title card appears, reading "Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw" with "Boo Haw Haw" in red. The "Boo Haw Haw" melts into a red, bloody goop and flows downhill. It flows to a mailbox, which ripens and explodes, revealing a giant skull. The skull opens its teeth to show that the special was written by Danny Antonucci, Jono Howard, and Mike Kubat. The camera shifts to a lamppost, with a giant eyeball replacing its light. It bends down and reads the storyboard: Big Jim Miller, Scott Underwood, and Joel Dickie. The lamppost then turns its light on a fire hydrant, which mutates into a giant crab. The crab turns its back to show a placard reading "Directed By Danny Antonucci." The crab wriggles down the street, and a ghost floats up. The camera cuts to]

[Edd, Nat and Eddy are nearing Ed's room. Outside, it is decorated with gravestones, skulls, pumpkins, and various other Halloween paraphernalia.]

Eddy: "Oh, Lumpenstein!"

[Eddy opens the window and dives in. Edd and Nat cautiously looks into the room and sees Ed, watching movies. His chair is surrounded by boxes of horror movies.]

Eddy: "Hey Ed, you're never gonna believe this. Look what I got!"

[Eddy pulls a folded piece of paper out. Ed stares at the TV, dazed and unresponsive.]

Eddy: [stepping in front of the TV] "Hey! See?"

[Ed doesn't respond. Edd feels along the walls for the light switch.]

Eddy: "Oh, look, stupid! Blink or something, willya, you're scaring me! Ed!"

[Edd turns on the light and turns around. His jaw drops.]

Edd: "Good lord. Look at all these videotapes!"

Nat: "Look at Ed!"

Eddy: [still unable to get Ed's attention] "What's with this guy?"

Edd: "Sitting in front of a television for excessive periods of time can induce a trancelike state and even rewire a susceptible brain."

Eddy: "Brain? WHAT BRAIN?!"

[Edd unplugs the TV. Ed's eyes fizzle static like an old TV, and then he shakes his head as his eyes return to normal. Ed sits up and looks around.]

Ed: [excited] "IT'S HALLOWEEN, GUYS AND GIRL! The night when ghosts and goblins come out to play."

Eddy: "You just wait, Lumpy! I got secret directions to the creepiest monsteriest place in the land." [He unfolds the paper.] "It's called SPOOK-E-VILLE! I got them from my brother. Folks give out buckets and buckets of candy. Am I the man, Ed?"

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