Keeping up with the Eds

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[Ed rings the doorbell. He then rings it again. He then rings it eight more times. Edd answers it on the seventh ring overall.]

Eddy: "Alright, already!" [walking into the house] "Hey, Double D and Nat!"

Nat: "Good morning Eddy!"

Edd: "Good morning, Eddy! Um, Eddy, could you–"

Ed: [walking backwards] "Hi, Double D and Nat."

Nat: "Good morning Ed!"

Edd: [giggling] "Oh, good morning, Ed. Wait! Eddy, please remove your shoes. We just waxed the floor!"

Eddy: "Always with the shoes. Alright, alright." [He takes his shoes off.]

Edd: "Thanks, Eddy."

Ed: [using his teeth] "Look, no hands!" [He removes his shoe, and the smell of his feet invades.]

Eddy: [pinching his nose shut] "Phew! I think the circus is in town!"

Eddy: "So what are you two doing hmm?"

Edd: "O-Oh we were just uh-"

Nat: "I'm helping Double D with his chores."

Edd: "R-Right exactly."

Eddy: [smirking] "Whatever you say."

[Ed steps forward in his socks and immediately topples over. He takes another step and barely manages to stay on his feet. He then begins to "skate" around the room.]

Edd and Eddy: "Freestyle floor-skate!"

Edd: "First one to the kitchen makes lunch!"

Eddy: "See ya, Sockhead!" [He takes off. Edd giggles and then begins to skate, gracefully. Nat struggles to keep her balance. Edd goes back and helps her.]

Ed: "Beep beep!" [He runs into Nat and Edd. Instead of running them down, Ed instead pushes them in front of him.]

Eddy: [at the fridge] "I win!" [Ed skates into him. Ed then falls down. Edd sprawls on top of him, Nat sprawls on top of Edd, and Eddy on top all of them.]

Ed: [with a sticky note over his nose] "Oh no! My nose! My nose is flat!" [picking the note off his face] "And someone wrote on it!"

Edd: "Thank you, Ed, my parents leave me–"

Eddy: [snatching the note] "Let me see that!" [reading it] "Dear Eddward, please make your bed, wash your hat, and wear clean underwear. Love, Mom."

[Nat giggles which causes Edd to blush.] 

Eddy: "P.S.: Father would like to talk to you. See note 6A, Section E." [looking around the sticky note filled kitchen] "Holy cow! Would you look at all those sticky notes?" 

Nat: "I think it's impressive, my parents just leave me a list of tasks."

[Edd smiles]

Eddy: [reading various notes] "Eddward, do the laundry, wash the windows, lift the seat,–"

Edd: "Excuse me, those are personal!" [noticing one] "Oh dear. Father wants me to mow the lawn! I detest mowing the lawn!"

Nat: "Don't worry Double D we'll help you!"

Eddy: "Ah, cutting the grass is easy. Even Ed here could do it."

Ed: "'Cause I'm simple!"

Eddy: "Unleash the power, Double D! Bring out that gas-guzzling, pull start power mower with the side grab bag."

Edd: "Okay, Eddy. Here it is!" [He takes the tarp off a push mower.]

Nat: "It's cute!"

Eddy: "What the–that's an old push mower! It's easier to pull teeth than cut the–" [having an idea] "Oh, Ed."

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