Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

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[A box of Chunky Puffs is sitting in a cupboard. On the cover it says "Free Prize!"]

Ed: [grabbing it] "Yum yum yum!"

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Chunky Puffs!"

Eddy: [grabbing the box] "Ooh, a prize."

Ed: "What is it?" [He takes the box.] "Low in fat. Cool!"

Eddy: "Don't wreck your brain, Ed." [He steals the box back and rummages through it.] "You gotta know where to look!"

Ed: [leaping on Eddy] "Give me my fat!" [looking through the box, he pulls out Eddy] "Oh, look! No fat, but I got an Eddy prize!"

Eddy: "Yeah? Well I got the SUPER STUFFED MARSHMALLOW SURPRISE!" [He pulls the prize out and stuffs it in Ed's mouth.]

Edd: [taking the box from Ed] "You should chew your food, Ed."

Nat: "I'll get the milk."

Eddy: "Any time you feel like letting me go there, Lumpy, I'd really–" [Ed drops him.]

[The Eds and Nat are at the kitchen table.]

Edd: "Allow me to pour your milk?"

Eddy: "I love Chunky Puffs!"

[The milk comes out as a big glob. It has clearly rotted. Nat makes a disgusted face.]

Eddy: "I hate chunky milk."

Ed: "I know where we can get new milk!"

[The Eds and Nat are looking over the fence at Rolf's backyard. Ed has a bucket with him.]

Eddy: "Are you sure about this, Ed?"

Ed: "Oh, yeah, I've seen Rolf do it before. It's easy."

[The Eds and Nat enter the shed. Inside is Rolf's cow.]

Nat: "I don't think this is a good idea."

Edd: "I'm not sure this is legal."

Eddy: "Sure it is! Cows are public property. Like trees. So, how's it work?"

Ed: "Uh, Rolf did some stuff and milk came out."

Eddy: [wiggling the cow's tail] "How hard can it be?" [Ed sticks his head in one of the cow's nostrils.] "Any milk yet, Ed?"

Ed: "Milk? Uh, not yet Eddy."

Nat: "I don't think that's right Ed."

Cow: "MROO."

Ed: [with his head in the cow's nostril] "AAAAAHHH!"

Eddy: "AAAHH! It said something!"

Edd: "Your techniques are incorrect, Eddy. To extract milk from a cow, you must use its udder." [He points at the udders.]

Eddy: [after a long pause] "I ain't touching that."

Ed: "You first, Double D."

Edd: "Oh, look, my shoe's untied." [He bends over and leaves.]

Ed: "Mine too!" [He exits in the same manner, sticking one of his feet in the air.]

Nat: "Don't know how." [She also leaves.]

[The Eds and Nat are on a log in the Lane, eating dry cereal.]

Edd: "Gracious Ed, don't you have any manners?" [He plucks one Puff from the box and eats it.] "May I have another?" [A football hits him on the side of the head, knocking him off the log.]

Kevin: "C'mon, dork, throw it over!"

Edd: "Certainly, Kevin. Here it comes!" [He throws it up in the air. It comes down and ends up in approximately its initial position.] "Huh?" [He attempts to roll it but it doesn't go far.]