Look Into My Eds

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[A sign is shown. It shows some kind of wheeled vehicle over the words "Candy Store". The kids are beside the sign, apparently waiting. We then cut to a vehicle. Edd and Nat is inside, while Ed is pulling it like a horse. Eddy is sitting on top, holding the reins.]

Eddy: "Whoa! WHOA!" [Ed stops by the sign.] "All aboard." [The kids board, dropping quarters into a can Edd holds out as they come on.]

Rolf: "Good-bye."

[Ed stands there panting until Eddy blows a horn in his ear.]

Eddy: "Next stop, the candy shop!" [He blows the horn again, and Ed takes off.] "Whoa! Ha!"

[Ed heads up an incline.]

Jonny: "Isn't riding the bus fun, Plank?"

Plank:

[The bus crests the hill and starts going down.]

Eddy: [not sure about Ed's speed] "Easy there, big boy."

Ed: "Heads up, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Huh?" [He looks up to see low hanging branches, each of which hit him.] "Oh! Ow! Ow! Whoa!"

[Inside the bus, things are getting chaotic. The kids are having trouble keeping their balance. On the outside, the bus is going faster than Ed. This leads to Ed being pressed against the bus' front, unable to control its speed. The kids start to scream.]

Edd: "Ed, do you think you can slow down a bit?"

Nat: "Please Ed, I'm getting kinda queasy."

Ed: [shaking his head] "Uh. No." [He slips down and goes under the bus.]

Eddy: "Huh?" [He fumbles with the ropes and finds the empty bit.] "Not good." [He sees Ed stranded on the sidewalk a ways back.]

Jimmy: "Runaway bus!"

Eddy: "Waooh!"

Edd: "Eddy?"

Eddy: "Women and children first!" [He, Nat and Edd jump out of the bus, leaving the kids to their fate.]

Edd: "I'm afraid this constitutes a refund."

[The bus is heard crashing in the distance.]

Ed: [coming up to them] "Hey, what are you guys and girl doing up there?"

Nat: "Oh nothing Ed."

Eddy: "Knitting sweaters, you maniac! What are you doing?"

Edd: "Look!" [A mail van goes by.] "The mail's here!" [getting a package out of his mailbox] "Oh boy! Mail!"

Ed: "Is it for me?"

Nat: "No, It's for-"

Eddy: [grabbing the package] "It's for me!" [He tears open the paper.]

Edd: "But Eddy–"

Eddy: [looking at the book that was delivered] "A book?" [He tosses it away.]

Edd: "Hey!" [He grabs it.] "It's my new psychology manual!"

Eddy: "Why do you read that mumbo-jumbo stuff?"

Edd: "It covers the latest techniques in abnormal human behavior." 

Nat: "Cool!"

Edd: [pointing to an inkblot] "Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind."

Eddy: "Money!"

Ed: "Book!"

Nat: "Flower!"

Edd: [with a new one] "And this?"

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