Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

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[Eddy is in his bed, snoring away.]

Eddy: [dreaming] "Oh, no no, who else? Of course! [grabbing a tissue box] I accept this award on behalf of myself."

[His room begins to shake as though an earthquake is going on. He wakes and, after some nervousness, gets out of bed. The shaking of his room rattles him and throws him against the window, where he looks out to see Rolf's tractor cutting his grass.]

Eddy: [screaming at Rolf unintelligibly] "Gra grammit grammit, gra grammit grammit grammit..."

Rolf: "Good morning Eddy, nice haircut." [He continues to cut the grass as Eddy screams.]

[Ed is sprawled out on his bed, no sheets on. He suddenly sits up and begins to shiver. He then folds his mattress over him, which pushes his feet through the bed.]

[Edd is sleeping. An alarm clock ticks beside him. He snores, his snores getting faster and faster until suddenly he wakes. He switches on his lamp and makes his bed.]

Edd: "Messy messy messy." [He smooths the covers out and folds the top end down. He then brings out a huge iron from under his bed and irons the sheets.] "Ha ha!"

[Edd then pulls out a balance stick. When it shows the covers are level, he smiles.]

[Nat is sleeping. She suddenly wakes up when the sun shines on her face. She stretches and yawns as she gets up and makes her bed humming to herself. She then walks over to her window and stretches the curtains away to open it.]

[She smiles and smells the fresh air]

Nat: [looking outside] "What a beautiful day."

[Nat looks outside for a few more seconds. Satisfied, she blows a kiss, closes the window and walks away]

[Eddy is walking down the street in his underclothes, a pillow against his head.]

Eddy: "This will do." [He falls asleep on the sidewalk, where Edd finds him a bit later.]

Edd: "Good morning, Eddy!" [when Eddy doesn't respond] "Eddy?"

Eddy: [waking up] "Get out of my room, Double D."

Edd: "I'm outside, Eddy. I've got a paper route!" [He holds out his bag as evidence.]

Eddy: [yawns] "Why?"

Edd: "I'm saving my earnings for an electron microscope! I've only got nineteen thousand, four hundred and seventy-two dollars and eighteen cents to go!"

Eddy: [waking up completely] "Double D! If you can make that much dough with one route, think of what you could make with five! No, fifty!"

Edd: [powerless, realizing Eddy has designs on him] "But–but but Eddy!"

Eddy: "No buts. Nat and Ed'll help ya!"

Edd: [coming in from his route] "Another day, another nickel!" [He goes over to his window.] "What a beautiful morning!"

[Edd spreads the curtains to reveal a humongous stack of papers outside his window.]

Edd: "Uh oh! Huh?" [The window bursts open, avalanching newspapers into Edd's room.] "Oh, boy. Eddy!"

[Nat is walking down the street humming when she stops and sees the huge pile of newspapers]

Nat:[looking confused] "What on Earth?"

[Nat then starts looking for Edd]

Nat: "Double D? Double D where are you?"

[Edd crawls out of the pile, gasping]