Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Will Work for Ed

[The show opens with a shot of the candy store. We see that it is having a three-for-one sale on jawbreakers. Outside the plate-glass window, the Eds and Nat stare in unhappily.]

Eddy: "This stinks."

Ed: "Aaaaw!" [His mouth is pressed to the glass, the perfect expression of longing.]

Eddy: "A jawbreaker sale and we're flat broke! Wiped out! In the red!"

Ed: "Ouch."

[The store's bell rings and out walks Kevin, carrying three jawbreakers.]

Eddy: "Oh, uh, hiya, Kev." [He points to the sky.] "HOLY COW! Is that Nazz skydiving in a bikini?"

Kevin: [looking up] "No way! Where?" [Eddy ducks down, and the sound of zippers is heard.] "Yeah right. I'm on to ya, dork."

Eddy: [wearing Kevin's pants] "Boy, I guess I just need glasses or something." [Kevin walks away, wearing Eddy's pants.] "He didn't even know what hit him." [Eddy raises the jawbreaker to his mouth.] "What a chump. What a–" [Kevin appears behind Eddy and hits him with a jawbreaker, knocking Eddy skyward. The stolen pants and jawbreaker fall to Kevin.]

Kevin: "Oops. Pardon my reach."

[Eddy sails above the store and lands on a road. He skids to a stop between a sewer and a lamppost.]

Rolf: "Ah, may I borrow your rump?" [Rolf drops some papers on it and nails one to the lamppost.] "Yes, thank you."

Eddy: [somewhat dazed] "Hiya, Rolfy boy. Got any loose change?"

Rolf: "Not in this life, Ed-boy." [He walks away, leaving one of the sheets on Eddy's butt.]

Edd: "I found Eddy, Nat and Ed."

Nat: "Are you ok Eddy?"

Ed: [approaching Eddy] "Why is Eddy wearing a diaper, Double D?"

Edd: "Well Ed, a diaper would be worthy of Eddy's character. But this posterior posting is a job placement. Seems Rolf's looking for a hired hand."

Ed: "Rolf lost his hand? Boy, that is sad, Double D."

Edd: "No, Ed. Rolf needs to hire someone. With pay."

Eddy: [interested] "Pay?"

Ed: "Maybe if Rolf wore a glove no one would notice."

Eddy: [getting up] "Money?" [He runs after Rolf.]

[Rolf is about to put up another poster when Eddy rushes over.]

Eddy: "Reporting for duty and ready for work, Rolf! So uh, what kinda income we talking about?"

Rolf: "Poppycock! Rolf requires one with the backbone of a yak! This is no job for a jellyfish like yourself!"

Eddy: "Yeah right! I don't work, but he does." [He turns Rolf's head towards Ed, who puts his shoes on his ears.]

Ed: "Polly wanna cracker! Arf, arf, arf! Tweet tweet tweet!"

Eddy: "Your new employee, Rolf. So, what's the job pay?"

Rolf: [knocking Eddy away] "Rolf must interview this job-seeker!"

Ed: "Arf arf–" [Rolf inspects his gums. Rolf then moves on to Ed's feet, which he tests with apples.]

Rolf: "Two in five seeds. Very good, yes?"

Eddy: "Very good, yes!"

Rolf: "You may work for Rolf, lacking a lower jaw Ed-boy."