Once Upon an Ed

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[Jonny uses a rope and pulley system to carry him and Plank up to his room.]

Jonny: "Race you to bed!"

[Jonny and Plank dive into the bed and worm their way to the top.]

Jonny: "Stop tickling me, Plank!" [Plank wins the race.] "You beat me again, you jackrabbit, you!"

Plank:

Jonny: "You want a bedtime story? Okay! Let's read this one! Conrad the Lonely Stump."

Plank:

Jonny: "Dickie Packford had a farm and on the farm was a lonely stump."

[Creaking noises suddenly come from the walls all around them. Jonny knocks on a section and it knocks back.]

Jonny: "Did you hear that, Plank? We got wall weasels!"

[A section of the wall crumbles, revealing something yellow which turns out Ed.]

Ed: "Who's there?" [More gives way to reveal Edd.]

Edd: "Oh boy, my leg's caught!" [More wall breaks revealing Nat.]

Nat: "It's kinda cramped in here." [More wall breaks revealing Eddy.]

Eddy: "Break it up! Get out of the way, make room!"

Nat: "That's a little difficult Eddy."

Edd: "I think I'm sitting on a nail."

Ed: "My turn!"

Jonny: "Hey...how'd you get inside my wall?"

Plank:

Jonny: "What's that?"

Plank:

Jonny: "Plank says take a hike or we'll call the cops!"

Eddy: "Hey Plank, ever take a tour of a toothpick factory?"

Edd: "Eddy, manners! Assess the situation. Jonny deserves an explanation. Now, if someone could just redirect their foot, I'd be happy to tell Jonny the story."

Jonny: "We're getting a new bedtime story, Plank! Woohoo!"

Edd: "Well, let's see now. The story begins–"

Eddy: "Oh come on! Ed's drooling on my head!"

Edd: "There's an art to storytelling, Eddy. One must use a pallet of words, to paint images, blend sentences, and project them in an interesting way."

Nat: "That sounds-"

Ed: "Boring!"

Jonny: "Yeah, boring!"

Eddy: "See? Jonny's got your number, Double D. Let me tell you the story, Jonny boy!"

[Eddy focuses on a picture of a flower hanging over Jonny's bed. The flower becomes real and the story begins.]

[A white shoe lands on the flower. It's Eddy, dressed sharply in a white suit and white top hat.]

Eddy: "I was strolling down the sidewalk, same old, nothing special, when Kevin rides up and says:"

Dream Kevin: "Excuse me, Mr. Eddy, nice day for a walk, isn't it sir?" [Kevin is very monkeylike, with large ears, an apelike nose, and fur sprouting all over his body.]

Eddy: "And I say: Hey Kev, is that a flat tire you got there? He looks down, and bam!"

[In the dream, Kevin rides into a tree.]

Eddy: "What a sap!"

Dream Kevin: "Good one, Mr. Eddy! Ha-HI'm such a dork!" [laughs]

[Eddy comes to the gates of a palatial estate. These are guarded by two statues of golden roaring Eddys. The doors swing open, reveal a bunch of golden statues depicting how rich Eddy is.]

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