[Shovelfuls of dirt fly over a fence. The Eds and Nat look out and see Rolf working furiously, a saltshaker on his head. Rolf shakes the salt into a bag and unknots it, revealing a fancy phone.]
Eddy: "Check out the phone! Rolf! How's a dud like you get a happening phone like this?"
Rolf: "Stay back!" [He picks the phone up with a shovel and holds it over the hole.]
Eddy: "You ain't throwing it away, are ya, stretch?"
Rolf: "Ask no questions!" [He dumps the phone in the hole.] "Shlack nor dah!" [Rolf buries it.]
Edd: "A ceremonial telephone burial? My, how quaint."
Nat: "I agree."
Ed: "Can I help, Rolf?"
Rolf: "Step no further! Rolf must complete this task forced upon him or we are all doomed!" [Eddy has taken the phone and is dusting it off.]
Eddy: "I'll give ya...a shoelace for it."
Rolf: "FOOL!" [He slaps the telephone into the hole, making Eddy's hand swell up like a beach ball, then buries it again.]
Edd: "Pardon me, Rolf, but how can a telephone be a messenger of doom?"
Rolf: [having buried the phone] "Know-nothing!"
Nat: "But, then why are you-"
Eddy: "Don't bury it, give it to me!"
Rolf: "Walk away from the suffering that has cursed Rolf's family for generations, Ed-boy!"
Eddy: [leading Rolf away] "I got a feeling you cracked there, Dracula. Why don't you get Victor to give you a massage or something, and I'll guard the big bad phone for ya?"
Rolf: "Victor's hooves are magic on Rolf's hardened muscles. Thank you, Ed-boy! Thank you!"
Edd: "That was really nice of you, Eddy, to ease Rolf's intrinsic guilt."
Eddy: "Idiot." [Rolf turns the corner.] "Okay, Ed! Dig!"
Ed: "Goodie goodie!" [digging] "Dig a hole, dig a hole."
Nat: "Eddy, this is a bad idea."
Edd: "Really, Eddy? Another knickknack for that already overstimulated room of yours?"
Eddy: "Jealous!"
[An errant clod of dirt hits Edd.]
Edd: "Ouch!"
[Eddy puts a record on and swats a candle off his bedside table. He places the telephone in the newly vacated spot and looks at it admiringly.]
Eddy: "Cuts a figure in society, don't it!"
Ed: "Is that a new phone?"
Nat: "Yes it is."
Edd: "Please stay with us, Ed."
[The phone rings.]
Eddy: "Somebody's calling me!"
Edd: "Strange. There doesn't seem to be any connection, yet–"
Eddy: "So? It's called a cordless, grampa." [answering] "Hello?"
[The record on the turntable wobbles and shoots off, hitting Eddy on the side of his head.]
Nat: "Eddy!"
Edd: "Edward!"
Ed: "Yes, Mommy?"
Eddy: "What's with you?"
Ed: "It wasn't me, Eddy!" [He hangs the phone up.] "Honest and for truly!" [The phone rings.] "Got it!"
Eddy: "Get away from my phone, stupid! It's probably Nazz."
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Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)
FanfictionThis story is basically each Ed Edd n Eddy episode in written form but I changed a few scenes and dialog to include my Oc Nat so it would be like she was a part of the group I have no claims of ownership I don't own the show, the episodes, or the c...