Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Oath to an Ed

[Edd walks into his room, wearing a towel and bunny slippers. He spots a package on his bed and goes over to inspect it. There is a sticky note on top.]

Edd: "Dear Edward. I bought you some new clothes! Oh, happy day!" [He inspects them, only to find they're incredibly stiff.]

[Edd exits his house, wearing the new clothes.]

Edd: "There must have been a sale." [Ed and Eddy are outside his house, similarly attired.]

Eddy: [uncomfortable] "I hate new clothes."

Ed: "I love canoes."

[Nat suddenly shows up.]

Nat: "Hi guys, nice clothes!"

Edd: "Nat, you did not receive new clothes?"

Nat: [frowning] "No my parents couldn't afford any."

Eddy: "Lucky you."

Eddy: [after a pause] "Let's go break them in. Follow me." [He trips.] "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Ed: [walking oddly] "Look at me!"

Edd: [using only his feet to move] "Ed!"

Nat: "Right behind you!"

Eddy: [crawling] "I said, FOLLOW ME!"

[The Eds and Nat are at a pond in the woods. Ed and Eddy get out of their clothes. Nat blushes and covers her eyes.]

Eddy: [to a clothed Edd] "Okay, Double D, cough 'em up."

[Edd blushes being aware that Nat is there.]

Edd: "U-Um, I'm fine, Eddy. R-Really. I like my new clothes."

Eddy: "Yeah, right." [Ed jumps in the pond.] "Ready, Ed?"

Ed: "I practiced, Eddy! Splish! Splosh! Splish! Splosh!" [He continues in the background.]

Eddy: [to Edd] "I had a gerbil like him once."

Edd: "Why is Ed acting like a washing machine?"

Eddy: "Give it up, Double D." [He puts Edd in the pond.]

Edd: "EDDY! Oh dear. I'm mixing my colors with my whites."

Eddy: [throwing his clothes in] "Think of the money we could make doing everybody's clothes!"

Edd: "I'd rather not."

Eddy: "Bing!"

Ed: "Spin cycle!" [He spins in circles at a high rate of speed.]

Nat: "Are you guys done?"

Eddy: "Bing!"

Ed: "Washer off!"

Eddy: "Yeah we're done."

[Nat opens her eyes.]

Eddy: [getting his clothes] "They should be nice and comfy now!" [The clothes crumble into dust.]

Ed: "Look! Stain's gone!" [He holds up Double D, whose clothes fall apart as well, revealing his underclothes. Nat watches in shock and blushes. Edd sheepishly covers himself.]

Eddy: [dressed normally, eating cherries] "No big deal. Our old clothes are way better."

Edd: "Ahem. No, Eddy, that's much better. Our old clothes are much better."

Eddy: "Doth my English bug you, bumpkin?"

[Ed eats a tree branch. When he finishes, he jolts in pain and sticks out his tongue to reveal a beetle biting his tongue. Edd and Eddy laugh until Eddy is suddenly grabbed by a net.]