Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Tinker Ed

[Plank is leaning against a bookshelf in the library, reading a book entitled "Mind Control: A Prepubescents Guide." Jonny is next to him on a beanbag, looking dazed and stupid. In front of them sit Rolf and Kevin, doing their homework. Sarah's voice wafts over.]

Sarah: "The little fairy, so little was she, her boat fit snugly inside a pea."

Jimmy: "Inside a pea? Dreamy!"

Sarah: "She sailed to the fairy kingdom in the clouds, past the diamond stairwell through a garden of doves."

Kevin: [writing] "Garden...of...doves." [He does a double-take, realizing he screwed up his homework.]

Jimmy: [pointing out the window] "Oh look, Sarah! I think I see her boat!"

Kevin: "Pipe down! If I don't finish this stupid geography essay I'm off the team, man!"

Sarah: [ignoring him] "Eeh." [loudly] "She turned and waved Mindy the Mermaid goodbye! Fluttered her wings and flew into the sky!"

Sarah and Jimmy: [loudly] "Little am I, but I sure can fly! Try to keep up with me, try try try!"

[Jimmy runs around. He jumps on Kevin's table, scattering the homework, then runs around the library.]

Jimmy: "I'm flying! Whee!" [A geography text hits him on the back of the head.]

Kevin: [retrieving his text] "Grow up, squirt. All that fairy tale stuff's a load of baloney."

Jimmy: "Fairy tales are not a load of baloney! They're real, golly gosh! You'll see! You'll see!"

[Rolf suspiciously looks at his pack. He picks it up, and a container of sliced bologna falls out. He puts the meat back in and looks around.]

Rolf: [to himself] "How is it that the others know of Rolf's load of bologna?" [He looks around suspiciously.]

[The school bell rings. Eddy runs down a street, Ed's pants trailing behind him. On the other side, Ed follows, laughing. Edd and Nat, blushing, brings up the rear.]

Nat: "Ed?"

Edd: "Eddy?" 

[A pair of hands reach out from a bush and pull them in.]

Eddy: [laughing] "Did you see the look on Nazz's face, Double D and Nat? I thought she was gonna throw up!"

Nat: "Yeah I don't blame her."

Edd: [as Ed puts his pants back on] "Silly me. And here I thought we were beyond depantsing Ed in front of the cheerleaders."

Eddy: "You loved it, admit it."

[Edd falls out of the bush. He looks around and sees Jimmy, sitting on a rug on the grass.]

Jimmy: "Wait and see, Mr. Yum Yum. When my magic carpet flies, like this book says it can, Kevin will know once and for all that fairy tales do exist. Oh, you might need this." [He gives the toy a barf bag.] "I'll fly right through his window."

Eddy: [shaking the carpet in the air] "HEY ALI BABA! LOOK OUT! IT'S FLYING! ALL MAGIC LIKE! WATCH OUT!"

[Eddy drops the carpet.]

Ed: "Awwwwww..." [He picks up Jimmy.] "Don't count your beans before they hatch, little fella."

[He puts Jimmy's turban back on and walks away, signaling to Edd and Nat that Jimmy is crazy.]

Jimmy: "Oh, Ed! Not you too!" [He cries.] "Fairy tales do exist! Pixies, mermaids, and unicorns are real! WAAAHHH!"

[His tears fall on a picture, and the cheap ink melts off the page. Eddy pushes the book away.]