Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Avast Ye Eds

[Eddy stands in the middle of the lane, holding a sign that says "25¢ A Ride."]

Eddy: "Thrill of a lifetime! 25 cents a ride!" [Sarah, then Nazz, ride past] "Only 25 cents! Real cheap for a thrill!" [Rolf rides past on a unicycle] "What's the big deal? It's a lousy quarter." [He throws his sign to the ground angrily, and then storms over to Ed, Nat and Edd.] "What are you guys and girl doing? Waiting for a bus? We need to show these folks how much fun this ride is! So they'll cough up some cash!"

Edd: [as the tire swing is pulled back] "Oh dear."

Nat: "Ed please be careful."

Ed: "Donuts are made for dunking!"

Edd: [panicking as Ed pushes the swing] "Nat! Eddy!"

Ed: "Dunk a donut!" [he pushes the swing higher]

Edd: "I think, I'm gonna be ill!"

Eddy: "I'd pay a quarter for that! Higher, Ed!"

Nat: "Oh no."

[Ed proceeds to give the swing its hardest push yet. The rope to which it's attached to breaks, sending the tire down the lane. It heads directly for Jimmy.]

Jimmy: "Heavens to Betsy! SARAH! Help!" [He gets run over by the tire.]

Edd: "Nat! Eddy! Help!" [The tire is heading directly for Sarah, Nazz, Kevin, and Jonny. The kids all scream. Luckily, the tire hits a rock and caroms off into the air.] "NAT! EDDY!" [The tire lands in the water with a big splash.]

Rolf: "Ha ha! Double D flew faster than my father's shoe on bath night."

Jimmy: "Egads!"

Nat: "Double D! Are you ok?"

Edd: "Yes I'm alright."

Kevin: [as Ed and Eddy make the scene] "Are you dorks up to something?"

Eddy: [reaching for an excuse] "What? We were just–uh–uh–" [getting an idea] "–launching our new luxury cruise line! For a small fee, we'll offer two lucky passengers a relaxing cruise. Look how relaxed Double D is." [Edd is panting from the ordeal.] "Who's in for the thrill of a lifetime?"

Jonny: "I've never been on a boat cruise before."

Jimmy: "It's so romantic!"

Eddy: [sensing victims] "Only 25 cents."

[The kids all wave their hands and shout assent.]

Eddy: [to Ed and Nat in an undertone] "Am I good or what?"

Nat: "I'd rather not answer."

Ed: "You're number 2, Eddy."

[The tire is turned on its side and now has a floor, a mast, and a sail. It is also floating in the water. Ed stands by it, collecting money and throwing makeshift confetti.]

Jimmy: "Hurry Jonny!"

Ed: "Captain Eddy says to take their dough."

Jonny: "Nice hat, Ed!"

Ed: [throwing more confetti as Rolf approaches] "Captain Eddy says only two suckers at a time."

Jimmy: "Hot diggity dog, look Jonny! A bridge!" [pausing] "Is it safe, Captain Eddy?"

Eddy: "Is it safe? What are ya? Come on, squirts, the cruise awaits!"

Jimmy: [getting on the bridge with Jonny] "It seems to be holding out."

Jonny: "Looks safe to me." [The bridge suddenly collapses, soaking them both. They scream in tandem.]

Eddy: "Looks like you got a soaker, boys!"