Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Shoo Ed

[Kevin opens what is presumably a car's trunk. He is in the junkyard. He pulls something out–specifically, an air freshener in the shape of a tree–but then frowns, as it wasn't what he was looking for.]

Kevin: "Awesome!" [He pulls a bike pedal out. It is revealed that he was looking in the hood of a car.] "Just what I was looking for." [The sound of someone cracking their knuckles is heard. Angrily] "Who's there?" [The junkyard is eerily silent.] "This place gives me the creeps." [He turns around to see Plank immediately in front of him, startling him.] "AAH!"

[Kevin trips over something, landing on an ironing board. This board surfs down a mountain of junk until it crashes into a washing machine, launching Kevin head-first into another mound of rubble. His legs pop up out of a toaster on the top of the heap.]

Jonny: "Whatcha doin', Kevin? Did you lose something? Maybe he lost something, Plank. What's that, Plank?"

Plank:

Jonny: [to Kevin] "Plank says you should be more careful not to lose things."

Kevin: [kicking the toaster off his foot] "You're bugging me, man. Take a hike!"

Jonny: [holding out a toilet seat] "Did you lose this, Kevin?" [from behind another trash heap] "Hey, Kevin, Plank found a bedspring!" [from yet another heap] "Kevin, do you like that shoe?" [right behind him] "Kevin, whatcha doin'?"

Kevin: "Chill, and hang with me." [pointing into the distance] "OVER THERE!"

Jonny: "Really?" [way too excited] "Let's hang, Plank! Whatever that means." [he runs off]

Kevin: "What a leech."

Jonny: [coming back] "Hoo-hoo! Kevin! We found a bike! We found a bike!" [He rides by on Kevin's bike.]

Kevin: [chasing him] "That's MY bike! GET BACK HERE!"

[The Eds and Nat are sitting on a curb, glumly.]

Edd: "Relish the fine summer's day, Eddy. Absorb the solitude of the cul-de-sac. The aroma of fresh-cut grass."

Nat: "It's wonderful."

Eddy: [grumpily] "It stinks. I'm bored."

Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear, guys and girl."

[The other Eds and Nat stare at him before returning to their original positions when Jonny comes in, riding the bike. He uses Ed as a ramp, and lands on Edd and Eddy. He then drives off.]

Ed: "Hi, Jonny."

Kevin: [exhausted] "Come back here with my bike!"

Ed: "Hi, Kevin."

Kevin: "That kid's really bugging me."

Eddy: "Check it out! Kevin's talking to himself."

Edd: "Seems as though Kevin's at wits end!"

Kevin: [still to himself] "Man, I'd give anything to get rid of that twerp."

Edd: [seeing Eddy get an idea] "Oh dear. Nat! Eddy's got that insidious look again!"

Nat: "We should take cover."

Ed: "Eddy should eat more vegetables." [Eddy then runs excitedly to the centre of the conflict.]

Kevin: "Quit fooling around, Jonny! Mess up my paint job and I'll pound ya!" [sees Eddy next to him] "Whadda you looking at?"

Eddy: [smugly] "I hear you'd give anything to get rid of Jonny."

Kevin: [grabbing Eddy by the nose] "Get a life, dork." [He lets go of Eddy's nose.]

Jonny: "Stop tickling me, Plank." [A crash is heard. A bike wheel rolls onscreen and settles by Kevin's foot. Kevin picks it up; the spokes are mangled, and the wheel is bent.]