May: [about to be beautified by her sisters] "Make me look just like one of them high-fashion whatsits, okay?"
Lee: [crossing her fingers] "You got it, May!"
Marie: [also with crossed fingers] "Yeah, we'll make you look like a buck and a half!"
Lee: "Let's start with ketchup on that barrel of blemishes."
Marie: "And cold cuts will get rid of those shoddy bags under your eyes."
Lee: "One egg, for who knows what!"
Marie: [emptying a pickle jar out on her] "And some Eau de Pickles, for that smell of success!"
Lee: "Massage gently." [She beats the mixture with an eggbeater.]
May: "I feel pretty already!"
Marie: "Now for a quick blowdry."
Lee: "And..."
Lee and Marie: "Ready or not, you're hot to trot!" [They laugh.]
[May looks in the mirror. Her face, and especially her hair, are now a disaster area.]
May: [throwing her sisters out of their room] "I'M UGLY!"
Marie: "So...what else is new?" [A vase comes out and shatters on the floor beside her and Lee.]
Lee and Marie: "AAAH!" [May proceeds to throw things at them in a fit of rampant feminine fury.]
Lee: "Hey!" [They scurry behind the couch.]
May: "You wrecked my natural good looks!" [She fires away.]
Lee: [as the debris of trailer park mortar explodes around them] "She's delusional. I say we rush her!"
[A mounted swordfish cuts through the couch, slicing neatly between them. A foot to the right or the left and the E.R. would have been needed.]
Marie: "Aah!"
[May, looking for stuff to throw, picks up her Ed doll. She looks at it and starts wailing.]
Lee: "Go see what she's doing now."
Marie: "Who died and made you queen?"
[The sound of a punch comes, and Marie shoots up from behind the couch with a black eye.]
Marie: "Aw, she's just bawling." [taunting] "We made the widdle baby cwy!" [A plate hits her in the face.]
May: [through her tears] "Now my man's gonna think I'm a cootie trap!"
Lee: "Whadda you care? You've got a great personality. Besides, who needs good looks when you've got us?"
Ed: [as we stare at some macaroni art] "Oh oh! Look, Double D and Nat, art. I call this one, 'To Noodle or Not to Noodle. [holding up an identical piece] "And this one I will call, 'No More for Me, Thanks, I am a Russian.
Nat: "It looks nice Ed."
Edd: [searching for a compliment] "Well, macaroni art seems to have really brought out your creative side, Ed."
Eddy: "Yeah, just like it brought out all these paying customers who'll–" [sarcastically cheerful] "–just flip for Double D and Nat's Arts and Crafts fair!" [after a short pause] "Two words, Double D. Lame. O."
Nat: "Well I think it's a wonderful idea. I've always wanted to do this!"
Edd: "Thank you Nat, A fool's bolt is soon shot, Eddy. It is well documented that homemade anomalies perk one's curiosity! Can you honestly say that this butterfly we made from common household twaddle isn't delightful?"

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Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)
FanfictionThis story is basically each Ed Edd n Eddy episode in written form but I changed a few scenes and dialog to include my Oc Nat so it would be like she was a part of the group I have no claims of ownership I don't own the show, the episodes, or the c...