Tight End Ed

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[Nazz, in her cheerleading uniform, somersaults over a bench and poses.]

Nazz: "Razzle-dazzle, make em cry! Peach Creek Cobblers, sock 'em in the eye! Yeah!"

Sarah and Jimmy: [Sarah on Jimmy's head] "Go, Cobblers!"

[Sarah slips on Jimmy's sweaty hair and falls to the ground.]

Jimmy: "Ow!"

[The football players gather around and laugh. The team is composed of Rolf, the Eds, Jonny, and Plank. Meanwhile, Nat is on top of the bleachers trying to compose herself.]

Nat: "It's ok Nat, you've got this."

[Nat then turns around and does a backflip in the air. She lands on the ground and causes the football players to stare in shock.]

Nat: [turning around] "Two four six eight, who do we appreciate? Peach Creek Cobblers!"

[She backflips and lands on the bench.]

Nat: [striking a pose] "Yay!"

[Everyone cheers while Edd blushes and stares with love in his eyes.]

Kevin: [in uniform, angry at the team] "All right you maggots, listen up." [Eddy yawns.] "Tonight we're playing against our rival school, the Lemon Brook Lumpers. We need to crush em with our defense, and dominate em with our offense." [to Rolf] "Got it?"

Rolf: "Rolf knows of this offense! As Nana has the body odor of a well-fermented yak!"

Kevin: "Gimme that pigskin!" [He gets in a three-point stance.] "Watch and learn."

[Kevin takes off and slams into a tackling dummy. He strains against it for a few seconds before releasing.]

Kevin: "Killer!" [to the team] "Right, show me what your made of. Hustle hustle hustle!"

[Jonny runs into a dummy and bounces off woth Plank now in place of his head. Rolf simply walks up to another one.]

Kevin: "Hit it, man, hit it!"

[Rolf bends the dummy over, takes out a paddle, and spanks the rubber.]

Kevin: [to Ed and Edd, who are struggling] "Do you want those Lumpers to win? Come on, ladies, hit it!"

[Kevin walks over to Eddy, who is lounging against the last dummy.]

Kevin: "Pathetic. You dweebs don't have a backbone between ya." [He goes inside.]

Jonny: "Plank says no kidding, braniac!" [to Plank] "You sure told him, buddy!"

[Nat goes over to the Eds.]

Nat: "How are you guys doing?"

Edd: "I fear my athletic skills may not be up to Kevin's standards."

Eddy: [throwing his helmet away] "Who invented this game anyway? I'm only on this stupid team 'cause the uniform makes me look like a hunk." [Edd giggles.]

Nat: "Don't give up, I believe in you. In fact, I made a cheer for you three, do you want to hear it?"

Eddy: "Not really."

Edd: "Well I do, it should provide some much needed encouragement."

Nat: "Great!"

[Nat then realizes Ed is still struggling to get out of the dummy.]

Nat: [walking toward Ed] "Let me help you Ed."

[Nat grabs Ed and pulls him. After a few struggles, she manages to get him out.]

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