Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

See No Ed

[Kevin is riding a skateboard down the lane. He rides up a ramp and flies straight up, to the astonishment of the gathered kids. Kevin picks up his board and scratches his back.]

Kevin: "Don't try this at home, kids."

Rolf: "This would be impossible, as Rolf would hit the ceiling." [Kevin comes back down.]

Nazz: "He makes it look so easy." [Kevin rides into an elastic band tied between two spikes in the lane.]

Rolf: "Kevin! Assist Rolf!" [He grabs onto Kevin as Kevin sails upwards again.] "Tell Rolf the secrets of this prostrate board." [He tries to climb onto it.]

Jonny: "Oh boy, Rolf's clueless!"

Kevin: "Don't sweat it, Rolf. What you don't know won't hurt ya."

[Kevin slams a helmet on Rolf, and Rolf falls into the ramp. Jonny catches the board.]

Jonny: "Nice one, Rolf!"

Kevin: "Decent, to say the least." [He pulls out his bike and rides down the ramp, skidding to a stop in the lane.]

Jonny: "Woohoo!"

Nazz: "Cool!"

Jonny: [jumping on the skateboard] "Let's boogie, Plank!"

Sarah: "Get in line, Jonny!" [She yanks the board away and Jonny falls into the base of the ramp.] "It's Jimmy's turn."

Jimmy: "You think I'll kick butt, Sarah?"

Kevin: [now chugging a soda] "Whatever you do, better do it fast, Fluffy, 'cause those Eds are probably on their way right now to wreck all our fun."

Jonny: "I wouldn't count on it. This morning me and Plank here were playing over at the playground and there was no Ed, Edd, Nat or Eddy around! Not at the creek, not at the junkyard, not at the sewer, not at the–"

Rolf: "Rolf was also perplexed by the lack of Ed-boy and buffoonery."

Kevin: "Hey Sarah, you seen your bro?"

Sarah: [belligerent] "No!"

Nazz: "I haven't see them either."

Jimmy: "I feel as fresh as a spring flower! Come on, people, it's a brand new day! No Ed, Edd, or Eddy! Hallelujah! Let's go to my house and party! The cookies and milk are on me." [He struggles to get down, forcing Sarah to kick the ramp to get him down.] "Sarah, I think I got an owie."

Sarah: "It's okay, Jimmy. You're used to it."

[The kids are in Jimmy's backyard, playing Pin The Tail on the Eddy.]

Jimmy: "Do it, Nazz!"

Sarah: "Higher! Higher!"

[Nazz pins it dead center.]

Sarah: "Bulls-eye!"

Jimmy: "Right where the sun don't shine."

Jonny: "Boy, these cookies sure are stale, huh Plank!"

[Rolf and Kevin are by the side of the house. Rolf is plucking the raisins from the cookies.]

Rolf: "What know-nothing would dimple the cookie biscuit with the doohickey of a rabbit?"

Kevin: "Those are raisins, dude."

Rolf: "Same thing!" [He drops some raisins into a bucket.]

Kevin: "You know they're up to something."

Rolf: "The doohickeys?"

Kevin: [paranoid] "No, man! The Eds."

Rolf: "Poppycock! There are no Ed-boys today, Kevin. A celebration, I say!"