Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Tween a Rock and an Ed Place

[Nazz is applying lipstick while Jimmy copies her and does the same to Sarah when a crash from down the hall distracts them. The crashes come again, and we see that they are coming from the gym. Eddy is slamming a pot down over Ed's eyes with a hammer.]

Eddy: "Hey, don't let this get around, but I'M LIKING THIS ASSIGNMENT!"

Edd: "It's fun-edu-tastic, Eddy! Even the most menial of school projects, when approached creatively, can be enjoyable. Let's begin, shall we?" [He flips over a piece of paper, revealing a graph. At the top right corner is a piece of pie; in the bottom left sits a nose.] "We've been asked to establish the human brain's correlation with our sense of smell. Isn't this fun-edu-tastic, Eddy?"

Nat: "I think it is!"

Eddy: [snarky] "If you don't get on with it, I'm gonna fun-hit you over the head, Double D!"

[Eddy places a piece of tape on the ground. The tape dispenser is connected to Ed, and will trace his path.]

Ed: "Where are you, you little dickens? Eddy?" [Nat taps the metal lid.] "Oh, oh, okay! Um, I smell cabbage, and, um–" [Nat lifts the lid, revealing a piece of pie] "–bowling shoes, and, uh, canned luncheon meat? No wait, that is me."

[Eddy pulls the tin on Ed's head up slightly, allowing Ed's nose to pop out.]

Ed: "Peek-a-boo, I smell you!" [He sniffs the air.] "I smelt it, who dealt it?"

[Ed follows a convoluted path towards the pie, while Edd traces out his path on the graph. Eddy watches, bored. Suddenly, he sniffs the air. He then sniffs his armpits. Peering into the locker room, he spots an open gym bag with scent waves drifting out. Ed is getting closer to the pie]

Edd: "You're getting warmer, Ed. Warmer...warmer..." [He turns around. Ed has abandoned the pie and is following the gym bag Eddy is holding out in the air.]

Eddy: "Follow your nose, Ed!"

Nat: "Really Eddy?"

Edd: "Eddy, stop! You're confusing the test subject!" [Eddy leads Ed into a wall.]

Eddy: "Smell that, Lumpy?" [He makes Ed hit the wall again and laughs.] "How about that, Ed?" [He holds it in front of the indentation Ed has created. Ed breaks through the wall this time.] "I bet he smelled that one!"

Edd and Nat: "Eddy!"

[Inside the room, Jonny is offering an acorn-shaped card to Kevin, who is in one of the stalls.]

Kevin: "Dude! What are ya? Not now, man."

Jonny: "Be there or be square!"

Eddy: [to Edd, who is removing Ed's helmet] "What, that's it? We're done?"

Edd: "It's all fun and games 'till Ed loses consciousness, Eddy."

Jonny: "Special delivery, special delivery!" [He hops up and down, holding out a card.]

Edd: "For me? Why thank you, Jo–" [Eddy snatches the card.]

Eddy: "Plank's Groovy Arbor Day Party? What's that?"

Jonny: [incredulous] "What's that? You live in a cave? Every year, Plank pays tribute to all his timberland pals! And we eat, and eat, and eat, till our belly buttons pop out! Everyone's coming! It's gonna be a blast!"

Eddy: [suddenly interested] "Everyone?"

Ed: [excited and happy] "Pop my belly button! Pop my belly button!"

Nat: "How exciting!"

[Edd looks at the card and turns to Jonny.]

Edd: "Pardon me, Jonny. Not to rain on Plank's reception, but Arbor Day is the last Friday in April. Six months from now."