Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle

[Snowflakes fall from the sky. Jonny draws on Plank with a crayon, and then holds him up. Plank now has a tongue sticking out of his mouth. Jonny sticks his tongue out too and catches snowflakes.]

Jonny: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

[The title is dropped from the sky: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle. The camera then moves on to a house. A sign in the yard reads "Written by" and on the house are the names Jono Howard, Mike Kubat, and Danny Antonucci, written in lights. The house by it has signs on it's roof and lawn. Taken together, they read "Storyboard by Big Jim Miller, Scott Diggs Underwood, and Leah Waldron." A streetlight shines down on another inscription: Music by Patric Caird. In the middle of the cul-de-sac, something has been written in the snow; "Directed by Danny Antonucci." Further down the street, a car backs out of a driveway and leaves the cul-de-sac.]

[Inside the house, Eddy is madly searching for something. He looks all through the living room and under his tree. Not finding anything, he tries the closet. When there is nothing there, he goes up to the attic, shining his flashlight everywhere.]

Eddy: "Aw come on, give me a break." [He opens a trunk.] "Parents. Who invented em?"

[Eddy turns to go and steps on a loose board. He steps on it again, and it creaks.]

Eddy: "Ah-ha!" [He pulls up a section of planking, revealing Christmas presents hidden underneath.] "The Christmas stash!"

[Eddy places the light in a pile of junk. He places it at an angle so that it shines on the presents. Picking one up, he carefully moves it out of the ribbon. He pulls the tape off gently, taking care not to disturb it. Eddy then teases the box out of the paper, making sure to keep the paper in its right form. He opens the box and takes out a sweater vest. Seeing it, he blows a raspberry and reaches for another box. He tears the paper off and looks inside. It is another piece of formalwear.]

Eddy: "A dickie? They still make these?"

[He grabs another one and tears the package apart. Inside? Socks.]

Eddy: "Say it ain't so!" [He grabs another one, revealing pajamas.] "I HATE GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!"

[He knocks the flashlight away. It rolls across the floor and comes to a stop in front of a mirror. The light reflects off the mirror and points into a sky, aimed at a bright star over the trailer park.]

Lee: "You're next, Marie."

[The Kankers are in their trailer, opening Christmas crackers.]

Marie: "Christmas crackers are a hoot!"

May: "Hurry up! Maybe you'll get a paper crown!"

Marie: "Of course I'll get a paper crown. They all come with a paper crown, stupid."

[Marie pulls on the ends, and the cracker falls to the floor.]

May: "It's a dud, Marie!"

Lee: "Just like you, huh May?"

[The cracker explodes.]

Marie: [points at May's seemingly missing head] "Look, Lee, May got a makeover!" [She picks up the crown, and May pops her head out.]

May: "And you were worried you wouldn't get a crown." [Marie puts it on, and May points out the window at the star.] "Do you see what I see? Something twinkling in the sky!"

Lee: [looking out] "Where?" [Marie pushes her aside.]

Marie: "She said the sky, stupid."

Lee: [pushing them away] "Oh yeah, I see it! Bundle up, girls, let's see what the hubbub's all about!"