Look Before You Ed

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[Sarah and Jimmy walk down the snow-covered street.]

Sarah: "C'mon, Jimmy!"

[Jimmy, following her, slips on the snow and gets up gingerly. He resumes walking, careful not to slip on anything else. Behind him, Nazz, Kevin, and Jonny slip out from hiding places, snowballs raised.]

Nazz: "Let 'em have it, dudes!" [Kevin and Jonny launch their snowballs while Nazz's plops to the ground.]

Jimmy: "Snowball ambush!"

[Sarah manages to escape the onslaught, but Jimmy gets plastered by the snowballs.]

Jonny: "Kaplowie!"

Kevin: "Got that right. Winter looks good on him!"

[Kevin, Sarah, and Nazz leave, laughing. Jimmy creeps out from the mound of snow that buried him.]

Jimmy: "Winter scares me."

Sarah: [falling in the snow] "Wintertime's fun! Look, Jimmy, I'm making a snow angel!"

[Ed, Edd n Eddy walk down a driveway.]

Eddy: [grumpy] "Two inches of snow ain't even enough to cancel school!"

Edd: "Oh, come now, Eddy. Winter's a time to... reflect on Nature's beauty. Why, look around you. It's so pure! So inspiring!"

Ed: "Guys and girl! Look!" [He tackles Edd.] "Smooooke." [His breath comes out as steam. He then takes a deep breath.] "I am Hibachi Man! Bow before my breath of charcoal doom!"

Edd: "A formidable foe, Ed, I'm sure. But your smoke is nothing more than–" [Ed sends more smoke by.]

Ed: [pleading] "Hibachi Man, Double D!"

Edd: "Very well then. Prepare to meet your match, Hibachi Man!" [He pulls a stick of celery from his pack.] "You'll never charcoal the denizens of this dimension!"

[Edd and Ed chase each other around the street happily as Eddy grumpily looks on.]

Ed: "Begone, celery stalk of justice!"

[Sarah is demonstrating to Jimmy how to make snow angels.]

Jimmy: "Okay, I get it now, Sarah." [He tries to make one, but cannot budge the snow more than a few inches.] "I pulled my funny bone, Sarah. Owie!"

Ed: "Hibachi Man makes his daring escape! The Barbecue Belly Slide!"

[Ed slides on his belly, rushing down the sidewalk at Jimmy and Sarah.]

Sarah: "Ed! You idiot!"

[Ed plows into Jimmy and Sarah. They ride on his back through two fences. The second knocks Ed off balance, and they tumble apart as they come to a cliff. They fall as Edd watches, horrified, and Eddy watches gleefully. Sarah lands on the top of a streetlight. Ed ends up caught in the middle of it. Jimmy lands on a lump of snow which is revealed to be a fire hydrant. The hydrant explodes sending water skyward and the water freezes instantly, trapping Jimmy inside.]

Sarah: [grabbing Ed] "You lunkhead! Look what you did to Jimmy!"

Eddy: [laughing] "You're a laugh and a half, Ed!" [Edd gets a ladder.]

Edd: "Goodness! You really should exercise more caution, Ed."

Ed: "That'll make my thighs burn, Double D." [Sarah throws him down and jumps on him.]

Edd: [defrosting Jimmy] "If only someone could address the true reality of wintertime hazards. We would all be much more–"

Eddy: [annoyed] "Not that again! Nobody wanted to hear about it last year, or the one before that! [Ed is seen dropping snow into his pants before Eddy leads him away.] And no one wants to hear about your stupid safety club idea this year."

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