Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Who Let the Ed In?

Eddy: [holding his hand out] "Screwdriver." [Ed hands him a straightedge. Eddy is seen sitting in a chair, sipping pink lemonade. He hands the screwdriver to Edd.]

Edd: "Thank you." [after working with the screwdriver for a few moments] "Saw."

Eddy: "Saw."

Ed: "Saw!" [He rummages in a toolkit. He finds the saw and hands it to Eddy.]

Eddy: "Hammer."

Ed: [rummaging] "Hammer, hammer, hammer." [Ed finds a hammer and hands it over.]

Eddy: [gleefully] "They'll never know what hit 'em."

[Eddy stands up and looks at his latest project. It's covered in white cloth, with a "No Peekin" sign attached. It is unclear exactly what it is.]

Eddy: "It's the scam of scams!" [peeking under the blanket] "Ready, Double D?"

Edd: [snappish] "I fail to see the correlation between ready and complete, Eddy!" [suddenly normal] "Plunger please!"

Eddy: "Don't get your sock in a knot, Mr. Perfecto." [to Ed] "Plunger Ed." [when one fails to appear] "Ed, plunger!" [after Ed still doesn't hand it over] "Are you counting your teeth again?" [He looks over. Ed has deserted the toolbox.] "Now where'd he go?"

[Ed is seen playing, apparently with himself. He pulls a plunger off of his head.]

Ed: [using the plunger like a sword on an imaginary opponent] "Take this! Ya! And that! And that! Your fly is open. Think again, zombie mind-muncher from Mucus Mansion!" [He retreats onto the seesaw, and then uses a swing to go over to the slide. He slides down, very acrobatically.] "Do not try to escape, mutant, as I am too good for you!" [pretending to get hit] "Oh, you're sneaky." [Edd and Nat giggle] "Prepare to meet your maker! Oh, my brain has been munched!" [Ed performs a death scene.]

Edd: "No snappy comeback, Eddy?"

Eddy: "Too easy." 

Nat: "Ed, what are you doing?"

Ed: "Huh? Oh." [He gets up and walks to the middle of the playground.] "I was swordfighting with my friend Jib." [Ed puts his arm around air. Jib is apparently imaginary. Bringing Jib over to Edd, Nat and Eddy] "Jib, these are my pals Eddy, Nat and Double D."

[Edd, Nat and Eddy stand confused.]

Ed: [turning to Jib] "Ah, what's that? [after a pause] "Jib says Nat is beautiful."

[After a moment of confusion Nat smiles.]

Nat: "Well thank you Jib."

[After a pause Ed grabs the air, apparently pulling Jib back.]

Ed: [blushing] "Jib please, control yourself."

Eddy: "Who are you talking to?"

Ed: [turning to Jib] "Ah, what's that?" [after a pause] "Jib says Eddy is as blind as a bat."

Edd: [giggling] "Don't you see, Eddy? Jib!" [He elbows Eddy.]

Eddy: [catching on] "Okay, sure...Jib!" [He and Edd burst out laughing.]

Edd: [pretending to shake hands] "I'm pleased to meet you, Jib!"

Eddy: "You look like a strong–" [pauses] "–Jib. How 'bout an arm wrestle?" [He falls to the ground, laughing.]

Ed: "Jib wants to show you something."

Eddy: "But my eyes are straining already!" [He laughs. Edd is perturbed.]

Edd: "Do you think Ed really believes there's someone there?"

Nat: "I don't know that boy is a puzzle."