Urban Ed

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[Jonny is sitting and thinking. Something occurs to him, and he moves a chess piece.]

Jonny: "Checkmate!"

Plank:

Jonny: "Boy, Plank, you sure have lost your finish." [A trashcan lid lands on the board.]

Eddy: "That's home plate, and here's the banana."

Jonny: "Banana?"

Eddy: "Run, Jonny, run!"

Jonny: [running] "Um, okay. Where to?" [He runs into Nat who finishes painting a target to a tree.]

Eddy: "Hit the bullseye, Jonny! Squeeze the banana and hit the bullseye! Do it, hurry! Hit it! Hit it!"

[Jonny does as requested.]

Eddy: [dragging him away] "What are you waiting for? Here's the peas, and here's the straw!" [He pours a bag of peas into Jonny's mouth and sticks a straw in.] "C'mon, Jonny, get the lead out! Shoot the balloons! Shoot the balloons!" [Ed is floating in the air, suspended by four balloons.] "Don't look at me! Shoot the balloons!" [Jonny pops the ballons supporting Ed's arms, making him fall on the ground face first.]

Jonny: [upon hitting the two frontmost balloons] "Oh, boy!"

Eddy: "Don't drop the marshmallows!" [Marshmallows fall into Jonny's arms.] "Quit looking at me! Hurry, Jonny, move it!"

Jonny: [running] "What do I do, Eddy?"

Eddy: "Feed Double D. Feed him Jonny, hurry!"

[Edd is carrying a tuba while sitting on a tricycle. Jonny fires away at it, not getting any in the tuba.]

Eddy: "That-a-boy Jonny!"

Jonny: "Wa-hoo-hoo!"

Eddy: "Touch home plate! Touch it! Touch it!"

Jonny: "I see it, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Go! Run! Hurry!"

The Eds and Nat: "Run Jonny run!" [Jonny dives for the plate but comes up short.]

Eddy: "Touch it! Touch it!"

Edd: "Hurry Jonny, touch home plate!"

Nat: "You can do it Jonny!"

Ed: "Go, Jonny, go!"

Eddy: "What are you looking at?"

Nat: "C'mon Jonny!"

Edd: "You're almost there Jonny!"

Ed: "Aw, look at Jonny crawl!"

Eddy: "Touch it!"

[Jonny crawls to home plate and touches it.]

Jonny: "I did it!"

Eddy: [holding out a jar] "Quick, put a quarter in the jar, Jonny!"

The Eds and Nat: "Hurry, Jonny, hurry!" [Jonny just stares, uncomprehending.]

Eddy: "Put the quarter in the jar!" [The Eds and Nat continue to encourage him. Jonny stands up with the jar.]

Jonny: "Nice try, Eddy." [He hands Eddy the jar back, then walks away.]

Ed: "I helped too, Jonny. I was the balloon guy!"

Edd: "Perhaps we should design a game for Rolf."

Eddy: "What's the use? Look at him, hanging laundry. Boring. And Kevin's fixing his bike–snoresville. Nazz is lounging, and the twerps are playing blocks. Did I mention Nazz lounging?"

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