Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Ed... Pass it On...

[A sign outside the house reads "Wait to be Seated."]

Jimmy: "Wait to be seated?"

Sarah: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Jimmy: "They always say that at restaurants, Sarah!"

Eddy: [dressed like a waiter] "Welcome to Ponce de la Eds. I'll see if we have a free table." [He pretends to glance at a book.] "So sorry, but we're booked full."

Sarah: [grabbing him] "You didn't even open your eyes, you fathead!"

Jimmy: "Wait, Sarah. Let me show you how it's done." [He steps up to Eddy.] "Ahem. Surely you must have one table open." [Jimmy greases the waiter with a dollar bill.]

[Eddy, with a gasp of pleasure, opens the doors and shoves Sarah and Jimmy into the house.]

Eddy: "Here's two more for you gar con!" [He snickers as he stares at the dollar.]

Edd: [seating the duo] "May I? There we go."

Nat: [placing two menus on the table] "Here are your menus."

Edd: "We have a variety of creations to please every pallet. I'll return momentarily to take your order." [He moves on to Jonny and Plank's table.]

Nazz: "What do you feel like, Kevin? Are you gonna get the Ed kabobs, or the Eddy pizza, or the Double Dee spaghetti?"

Kevin: [tosses his menu] "I'm ordering the barf bag."

Nazz: "Where's that on the menu, Kevin?"

Edd: "Well have you decided on anything, Jonny?"

Jonny: "Don't ask me, Plank's treating!" [Edd turns to Plank.]

Plank:

Jonny: "Whaddya mean an Ed Turkey a la King for you and a couple of breadsticks for the bald kid?"

[Rolf signals Edd with a piercing whistle.]

Rolf: "Rolf would like the Ed steak. Rare."

Nazz: "And I'll have a salad, a la Double D, Double D."

Sarah: "And I'll have an Ed shake. Easy on the froth, and make sure it's cold."

Edd: "My! Uh, coming right up." [He tries to make his way into the kitchen, which is completely covered in food.] "Ed?"

Ed: [pushing his friend back with a carrot] "Oh no you don't! Too many cooks spoil the galoshes, Double D!"

Edd: "Very well. Here's a few orders to fill, Chef Ed." [He hands Ed the order slip.]

Ed: "I will wake him up!"

[A few minutes have passed, and Sarah and Jimmy are bored.]

Sarah: "That's it, I've had it! Let's go home and eat, Jimmy!"

Eddy: [desperate] "No no, wait! Um–"

[The kitchen door bursts open and a lidded plate marked for Jonny comes out.]

Edd: "Nice presentation, Ed!" [to Jonny] "And here you go, one Ed Turkey a la King!"

Jonny: "Oh boy, I'm starving!"

Edd: "Bon appétit." [He lifts the lid.]

Jonny: "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!"

[Nat makes a disgusted face]

Edd: "Ed! You were supposed to use a real turkey!"

[Ed has cooked himself. He lies naked on the plate, surrounded by fixings and an apple in his mouth. Ed pours a ladleful of gravy onto the "turkey dinner."]