Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

For the Ed, by the Ed

[Plank is flying around, a cape tied to his back. He is pretending to be a superhero. A sudden cry for help catches his and Jonny's attention.]

Jimmy: "Leave me alone! You bullies! No! You're stretching my top!" [Jimmy is in the middle of the lane, being bullied by the Kanker sisters.]

Marie: "Hey, May! Got that bug?"

May: "You bet!" [holding up a caterpillar] "Let's make him eat it!"

The Kankers: "Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!"

[Jimmy clamps his hands firmly over his mouth. Marie reaches around and moves the retainer so that it holds Jimmy's mouth open.]

The Kankers: "Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!"

Jonny: "Here I come!" [Plank sails over the fence.]

May: "What the heck is that?" [Plank hits her in the face and somersaults up and into Lee's hair.]

Lee: "Uuuh! Get it out, Marie, get it out!"

Marie: "All right, hold still. Let me see." [Jimmy tries to creep away but is confronted by the villainous caterpillar.]

Lee: "Hurry it up!"

Marie: "Quit being such a crybaby. May, get over here!"

May: [getting up to run toward her sisters] "Let me try!" [Before she reaches them, Plank comes out of Lee's hair.]

Lee: "Is it out? Is it out?"

[Plank lands in May's path. May steps on the board and slips, tumbling into her sisters.]

Jimmy: [as the bug continues towards him] "Oh no! Somebody do something! It's gonna touch me!"

[Plank lands in the caterpillar's path, averting disaster.]

Jonny: "Woo hoo! Super Plank saves the day!"

Super Plank:

Jimmy: [holding up Plank] "My hero!"

Jonny: "He pulverized them! What are we waiting for? Let's go tell everybody!" [They run by the dazed Kankers, who are lying in a pile.]

[The Eds and Nat are drinking sodas in a backyard.]

Eddy: "So all we gotta do is empty all these bottles and cash 'em in for a refund. Check Ed out. He knows the drill."

[Ed is guzzling two bottles. He finishes them and belches.]

Eddy: "Good one, Ed!" [They belch, then look at Edd expectantly.]

Edd: "You've got to be kidding."

Ed: [after an expectant pause] "Aw, come on, Double D!"

Eddy: "He can't. He's too chicken!"

Ed: "Blow a big one! C'mon! You can do it!"

Eddy: [at the same time] "Chicken! Bu-bu-buckaw!"

Edd: "Small things amuse small minds, I suppose." [He attempts it, but only makes a small a quacking noise. The same thing happens on subsequent tries.]

Eddy: [collapses to the ground with laughter.]

[Nat smiles]

Ed: [patting a blushing Edd on the head] "There there, little man. There's plenty to be ashamed of."

Nat: "Ed!"

Jimmy and Jonny: "Plank is our hero!" [They run by, holding Plank aloft.]

Jimmy: "Plank is the king of the cul-de-sac!"