Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Take This Ed and Shove It

Ed: [in a hot dog costume, in front of some curtains] "Guess what time it is, kids! It's–"

[Ed pulls down the curtains and Eddy, dressed as a panda, skitters onstage.]

Eddy: "Hey kids, it's me, Panda Eddy! Are you ready to have a panda fun time? Follow me, kids!" [Eddy runs over to a makeshift doghouse and knocks on the top.] "I'd like you kids to meet my best pal!"

[Nat sticks a balloon animal out of the house. The animal is a dog.]

Nat: "Arf arf!"

Eddy: "Hidy hidy, balloon poochie! Say hi to the kids!"

Nat: "Arf! Arf!"

Eddy: [pretending to laugh] "Boy, balloon poochie, you're so kean-o nifty!" [Someone knocks.] "Now who could that be?"

[The door opens, and Edd, dressed in a calculator costume, walks in.]

Edd: "Greetings, everyone!"

Eddy: "It's Mr. Calculator Pants!"

Edd: "Salutations, Panda Eddy, Balloon Poochie! Are we ready for today's schooling on algebraic mathematics and–"

Ed: "Toot toot!"

Eddy: "Hey! It's the Elephant Choo Choo!" [He makes Balloon Poochie bark.] "You can say that again, Balloon Poochie!"

[They wait, but the train does not appear. Eddy, becoming impatient, goes into the tunnel and fetches it.]

Ed: "Ouch!"

Eddy: [dragging Ed behind him] "Look, kids! It's Mr. Railroad Rump!"

[On his way out of the tunnel, Ed runs over Edd. The cargo Ed is towing behind him is a wagon with a big stack of balloon puppies.]

Ed: "That I am, kids!" [He stops.] "Just call me Rumpy."

Eddy: [gesturing to the cargo] "Hey kids, you know what? Wouldn't it be great to adopt your very own Balloon Poochie? Well you can, for just 25¢." [One of the balloons barks.] "Yep! Just twenty-five cents!"

[Eddy grins. Sarah, Jonny, and Plank just look on, unamused.]

Plank:

Jonny: "Kindergarten is right, Plank! Let's blow this pop stand." [He and Plank leave.]

Sarah: "What do we look like, a couple of babies?" [She leaves.] "Boy, was that stupid."

Ed: "Pay them no heed, Balloon Poochie. 'Cause you're cute." [The balloon pops, which blows Ed's right eye off his face and dangling by his unibrow.]

Eddy: "I've had it! We're wasting our time with these twerps!" [He stuffs the panda head in a trashcan.] "All we do is bust our butts for these guys, and what's it get us? Squat!" [He plops down on the curb morosely.]

Edd: "Oh come now, Eddy. You have to admit that scam was a tad infantile, don't you think?"

Eddy: "Ah, whadda you know? You're Mr. Calculator Pants, for Pete's sake."

Edd: [getting out of his costume] "If you'll just take the time to notice, Eddy, you'd see that the neighborhood kids are changing. Growing up, one might say."

Ed: [a pacifier in his hand] "Suckle?"

[Eddy grabs Ed and throws him into the trashcan. Both he and the panda head bounce out, and the can tips over. A tricycle in good condition rolls out of the tipped over can.]

Eddy: "What lamebrain schmuck throws away a perfectly good tricycle?"

[The answer presents itself in the form of Jimmy, who unsteadily rides out of his garage and into the street on a bicycle with training wheels.]