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[Jonny is staring at a tree, confused. In Ed's house, Nat is blowing up balloons. Eddy is laughing hysterically while he watches Edd fail to blow up balloons.]

Eddy: "Call a doctor, Double D! You're killing me!" [He continues laughing as Edd tries blowing up another balloon.]

Edd: "Enlighten me, Eddy. Why are we inflating balloons at 7 o'clock in the morning?"

Eddy: "To stretch our pockets, what else? They got to be the size of sleeping bags if we're going to clean house at the Jawbreaker Factory!"

[Edd puts up a sign that says "Shhh: Lecture".]

Edd: "I hope this isn't a repeat of last year's field trip, where I just take notes while you and Ed get up to your usual skylarking."

Eddy: [knocking Edd's sign away] "Well, don't blame me. I didn't write this script."

[Edd fails to blow up another balloon, and Eddy laughs again.]

[In the living room, Sarah is dipping toast in egg yolk in front of Ed. Ed is acting like a dog, with his eyebrow on his butt in place of a wagging tail.]

Sarah: "Here comes the dippy egg express, big brother!"

Ed: "Choo! Choo!" [He leaps up and eats the toast off of Sarah's hand. Jimmy approaches with a steaming bus monitor tag sleeve, and pins it on Ed.]

Jimmy: "Here you go, Ed." [Sarah and Jimmy smile while giving Ed a massage.]

Sarah: "So, Ed, since you're the bus monitor and all, and you get to pick who sits where on the bus for the field trip today, and since I'm your cuddly-wuddly baby sister-"

Eddy: "Hold it!" [Eddy approaches] "We need those front seats, so we get first dibs on those jawbreakers! Right, Ed?"

Ed: "What?"

[Eddy walks away, dragging Ed behind him.]

Sarah: [angry] "So fishface thinks he's gonna get the front seats, huh?"

Jimmy: "But Sarah, how will we get around Eddy? He's such a slippery weasel." [Sarah whispers something in Jimmy's ear] "Sarah, that's so devilish... I love it!"

[Edd checks his watch. It is 7:30.]

Edd: "Gentlemen and lady, the bus taking us to the Jawbreaker Factory is scheduled to depart at 7:45 A.M. precisely."

Nat: "Ok Double D."

[Ed continues blow up the balloons and give them to Eddy.]

Eddy: "Alright, alright. Get off my back."

Sarah: [scared and banging on the door rapidly] "Ed! Help me!"

[Ed rushes outside to look for Sarah. Sarah is hiding in the bushes, while Jimmy is on the roof. Jimmy holds a sidewalk block over Ed. The cement is painted a light blue.]

Ed: "Baby sister? Are you okay?! Where are you?! Big brother will save y-"

[Jimmy drops the sidewalk block on Ed's head. Sarah comes out of the bushes with dryer lint in her hair.]

Sarah: [acting injured] "Oh Ed! It just... it just..." [Sarah pretends to faint. Ed catches her.] "–fell like a lead weight from above."

Ed: "Fell?"

[Ed notices a paint can. Sarah quickly kicks it away and makes Ed look up in the sky and at the broken pieces of the sidewalk block.]

Sarah: "Fell! The sky, you idiot! It's falling!"

Ed: "The sky... is falling?!" [He covers his head with his jacket.]

Sarah: "Ed, promise me that you'll stay in the house where it's safe. GOT IT?!"

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