Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Hands Across Ed

Jimmy: "Sarah!"

[Jimmy is being dragged across the yard, as if something is tugging on his retainer.]

Jimmy: "Aah!" [He hits a fence and is out like a light.] "What rotten luck."

Rolf: [staring at the searching brace] "Please tell Rolf his eyes do not lie. Hello?"

Kevin: "What?" [Slowly, a wrench forces itself out of his pocket and falls straight up.] "Hey!"

[The wrench is followed, in short order, by a bike pump and a radio.]

Rolf: "It is the curse of the sirens in the hungry tree!"

[Actually, it is the curse of the greedy Eds in a tree with a giant magnet.]

Eddy: "Where's the cash?"

Nat: "I don't see any."

Edd: "Strange, my electromagnet seems to be averse to certain metal alloys."

Ed: "Let's get funky!" [He turns the radio on.]

Nat: "No Ed!"

Eddy: "They'll hear us!"

Edd: "Ed, please, not now!" [He, Nat and Eddy furiously try to find a way to turn the radio off.]

Rolf: "The sirens call upon us!" [His gold horseshoe necklace levitates.] "We must do the belly bump, as it is the only way to please the tree!"

[Suddenly, Kevin's radio falls on Kevin's head.]

Rolf: "I am Rolf, son of a shepherd."

Ed: [playing with a cassette] "I can tie my shoes, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Looks like the knot in your head, Ed."

[Ed sticks his shoe out to show Eddy and kicks his friend off the tree. The magnet descends, hitting Rolf. Rolf is then hit by Eddy, Ed, Nat and finally Edd.]

Rolf: [confused] "Ed-boys and Nat-girl?"

Kevin: "Let's pound 'em, Rolf!"

Rolf: "Rolf is not amused, you...how you say...ducks?"

Kevin: "Dorks!"

Rolf: "Yes! That is what I said."

Kevin: "Nah, you said–"

Rolf: "Ducks! See, ducks!"

Eddy: [nervous] "Uh, Rolf! Kevin! Hate to interrupt, so–" [He and his friends run away.]

Kevin: "Get back here."

[The Eds and Nat run into the junkyard.]

Eddy: "Quick! Scatter!" [The Eds and Nat split up.]

Kevin: " A knuckle sandwich, eh Rolf?"

Rolf: "No thank you, I am not hungry."

Edd: [by a giant tire] "Oh dear. I deplore physical altercations. Hide, I must–" [Nat's hand takes his. Nat hauls Edd into the tire, where they hide along with Eddy.]

Rolf: "I think I saw the ducks run here!"

Kevin: [stopping by the tire] "Dorks Rolf, dorks."

Rolf: "Dorks do not quack, Kevin."

Kevin: "Whatever. Let's find them." [He and Rolf run off.]

Eddy: [standing up] "Suckers. Hey Ed! Ed! C'mon out, it's all clear!"

[Ed pops up from a pile of garbage wearing a ratty top hat.]

Ed: "Hi Eddy!"

Eddy: [snickering] "Nice hat, Ed."