Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Floss Your Ed

Eddy: [throwing some doors open] "Howdy! I'm King Triton! And welcome to Ed and Nat's Sea Adventure!" [Jonny stands at the entrance.] "Ready for adventure?" [Jonny smiles.] "C'mon, Jonny! Behold."

Ed: "Ahoy, landlubber. I am Barnacle Ed. For a lousy twenty-five cents, jump on my back and ride a barnacle."

Jonny: [leaping on] "Wa-hoo-hoo! Let me have it!"

Ed: "Barnacle!" [He bucks Jonny into the air. Eddy turns on a hose, and a stream of water pushes Jonny onwards.]

Edd: "Lobster claws are so uncomfortable!" 

Nat: "Try moving in a mermaid tail."

[Jonny enters the funnel Edd is holding. He travels along the hose until he enters a water cooler.]

Jonny: "We've been pickled, Plank!" [He laughs.]

Eddy: "Only at Ed and Nat's Sea Adventure!" [He spins the container.]

Jonny: "Wooohowoohowoohohoo!"

Eddy: [letting Jonny out] "Y'all come back now. That'll be twenty-five cents."

Jonny: "All I have is coconuts." [to Ed, Nat and Edd] "Help yourselves!" [He gives them each a coconut.] "Thanks, King Triton! Me and Plank had a blast!" [He shakes Eddy's hand. Eddy looks at the coconut, miffed, then throws it away and goes after Jonny.]

Eddy: "Oh Jonny boy."

Ed: [staring at his and Eddy's coconuts] "Can I shave them?"

Edd: "Dear Ed. You don't shave coconuts. You eat them!"

Ed: "Like report cards?"

[Without waiting for a reply, Ed throws the coconuts into the air and opens his mouth. The first one hits his head and bounces off. Undaunted, Ed just stretches his mouth wider. When the second coconut comes down, he clamps down upon it and is immediately greeted by a burst of pain.]

Nat: "Ed what's wrong?"

Edd: "Are you all right, Ed? You look as though you're in pain."

Ed: [spitting the coconut out] "Ow! My tooth hurts! For real."

Eddy: "You just wanna wear this beard, don'tcha?"

Edd: "I suggest an examination of this culprit cuspid."

Nat: "Good idea."

[Edd looks in on Ed's teeth. One of them is decidedly wobbly. He touches the tooth, and Ed screams.]

Edd: "You're losing your last baby tooth, Ed. Why, the tooth fairy will–"

Eddy: "Pay big bucks for this tooth!" [He tries to yank it out of Ed's mouth. Ed clamps down on Eddy's hand.]

Ed: "Don't touch it."

Eddy: "Let go, Ed." [He strains and eventually manages to break free of Ed.]

Ed: "Ow."

Edd: "Eddy, please! You can't tamper with Ed's natural growth patterns." [He scratches Ed on the head.]

Ed: "Meow."

Eddy: [whistles] "Oh, Ed. Ed. Look what I've got." [On the fence a few feet away is a poorly painted jawbreaker with "Ed" written on it. The paint is still wet and it is dripping.] "A jawbreaker." [Pulls out a paintbrush dripping in paint.] "See? All for you. Uh..." [Sees the paintbrush he pulled out.]

Edd: "Eddy!" [Eddy discards the paintbrush he had.] "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool someone with that old trick."

Ed: "Jawbreaker! Yum yum yum!" [He gallops towards the fence.]