Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Dawn of the Eds

[Eddy is fiddling with a rope and Ed.]

Eddy: "Ed? Ed?" [exasperated] "Will you quit moving around?" [sweetly] "Oh, Ed."

Ed: "Yes, Eddy?"

Eddy: [twanging Ed's nose] "STAND STILL!"

[The rope gets tied around Ed. The other end goes around a tree limb. Edd approaches Ed with plastic wrap.]

Edd: "This will protect you from any disgusting or unsavory life forms you may encounter." [He wraps Ed from head to toe in the plastic wrap.]

Ed: "Cool." [A snorkel is shoved in his mouth.] "Cool!"

Eddy: "Okay Nat, Double D, let's pull!" [The sounds of them straining are heard, and Ed begins to lift off the ground.] "PULL!"

Edd: [straining] "Ed weighs a ton."

Nat: "Just a little higher."

Eddy: "I'm getting a hernia. Hey, Ed! How's it look?"

Ed: [unintelligible] "Mur murr, grr growf."

[Eddy leaves and studies the angles. Ed signals that he's in position.]

Ed: [unintelligible] "I'm okay. I'm okay."

Eddy: [coaching Edd and Nat, although no longer helping] "A little lower...c'mon, Nat, Double D. Easy now. Lower..." [Edd and Nat's strength gives out and Ed drops into the dumpster.] "Perfect!"

[Ed is seen swimming through the muck of garbage.]

Eddy: "Think of the treasure, Nat, Double D! Hmm?" [pausing] "I wonder how long he can stay down there?"

Nat: "Im not sure."

Edd: "Well, according to the Particle Ratio of–" [The line goes taught, smashing Edd and Nat against the tree limb.]

Eddy: "That's the signal!" [He grabs Edd and Nat's legs and pulls on them, pulling Ed out of the dumpster.]

Edd: "Hey!"

Nat: "Careful!"

Eddy: [guiding the rope] "Bring him over...easy now..." [to Ed] "Any luck, burrhead?"

Ed: [hard to understand] "Oh, yeah!" [He holds up 7 soda bottles and a test tube on his fingers.]

Eddy: "YES!" [he releases the rope]

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Woohoo we're rich! Poised for jawbreakers! All right!" [Ed lands on them, interrupting their celebration.]

Ed: [still unintelligible] "Woohoo! Now we can buy jawbreakers!"

[Ed walks down the Lane, still plastic-wrapped. Edd, Nat and Eddy follow in his wake.]

Eddy: "We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks."

Edd: "Actually Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth."

Eddy: [not wanting to admit Edd's right] "Ah, you don't know what you're talking about. Whaddya think, Ed?" [notices Ed isn't with them] "Ed? Ed?"

[Ed has fallen behind, and is staring at a poster taped to the fence.]

Eddy: "ED?" [he runs up] "Ed. Hey!" [He snaps his fingers, breaking Ed of his trance.] "What's clogged up your brain, Ed?"

Ed: "That. See?" [He points to the poster, which is advertising a movie.] "Robot Rebel Ranch!" [reading the ad] "Marooned on a distant planet. Visitors in the void. No escape." [He sees a small box in the lower right corner reading "Adults Only."] "AAAAAAAAHHHH!" [he covers it up] "It's not fair!" [he slumps against the fence] "If only I were older."