Virt-Ed-Go

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Eddy: [fishing for something in a sewer grate] "I got it! I got it! I got it!"

The Eds and Nat: "Awww."

Nat: "Try again."

Edd: "Be patient, Eddy."

Eddy: "Okay."

[Eddy has a piece of bubble gum on the end of some string. He is fishing for a quarter at the bottom of the hole.]

Eddy: [catching the quarter with the gum] "Bingo!"

Ed: "Commence lift!"

Edd: "Careful."

Nat: "Please don't drop it."

Eddy: "Okay, okay!"

Ed: [worried] "Aw, it's falling off, Eddy!"

Eddy: "I got it! I got it!" [He pulls it out of the sewer.]

Nat: "Careful."

Edd: "Slowly..."

Eddy: [pulling it off the string] "Hey!" [He flips it in the air and catches it.] "Who's the man with the plan?"

Ed, Nat and Edd: "Eddy!"

Eddy: "You got that right." [He holds up the quarter in triumph, and a bird grabs his quarter out of his hand.] "Hey! My money!"

Ed: "That bird just stole my gum! Hey!" [He runs off to look for it.]

Eddy: [falling to his knees] "When does this torment stop? It was in the palm of my hand! Who invented birds anyway?" [Nat looks up as Edd pulls out a telescope and looks through it.] "What good are they?"

Ed: "I lost the bird. Look! That plane's got a cape!"

[Nat turns to look]

Edd: [turns to look, and the telescope hits Ed on the back of the head] "Where?"

Ed: "Who's there?"

Eddy: [walking up to them] "It's towing a sign."

Ed: "What's it say?"

Edd: "It states, 'It's hip!! It's now!! Come to Joe's Clubhouse!'"

Ed, Nat and Eddy: "Huh?"

Eddy: [with an idea] "Guys! What if we had a clubhouse?"

Edd: "With clean sheets!"

Nat: "And windows!"

Ed: "And a roof!"

[The Eds and Nat are in a backyard.]

Eddy: "This is a perfect spot, huh guys?"

Kevin: [from a window] "Hey dorks! Get out of my backyard!"

Ed: "Weird. Kevin already has a clubhouse here."

Eddy: "Shut up, Ed."

[The Eds and Nat are in a trash heap.]

Eddy: "Check it out! This is a killer location!"

Nat: "But it's soo dirty!"

Edd: "It's much too unsanitary, Eddy!" [He looks at Ed.] "What's happening to Ed?"

[Seagulls are attacking Ed. He's doing his best to fight them off.]

Ed: "Hey guys-ow-help-ow-they're trying to-ow-get my creampuff-ow-here- Eddy- catch!" [He flings the pastry at Eddy. It hits him in the face and cream splatters on him, Nat and Edd.]

Eddy: [sarcastic] "Good shot, Ed." [Ed runs towards them.] "Huh?" [He sees the seagulls following Ed.]

Nat: "Oh no."

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