Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

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[Edd is decking himself out in rain gear. He puts on galoshes, a yellow poncho, and even some goggles.]

Edd: "I'm famished!"

[Edd approaches a grapefruit. He twists it, examining it. He then digs his spoon in. A spray of juice hits him in the face, drenching him.]

[There is a soft knock on Edd's door.]

Nat: "Double D it's Nat, Ed and Eddy can we come in?"

Edd: "Yes you may come in."

Nat: [entering through the screen door] "Hi Double D."

Eddy: [entering through the screen door] "I smell breakfast." [He lets the door swing shut.]

Ed: [entering through the screen door] "I smell friends." [He makes a hole.]

Edd: "Ed, the screen door?"

Ed: "Let's watch it."

Edd: "Do you realize you've opened a door for all winged insects to invade my home?!?"

Eddy: [with a dull tone in his voice] "You just had to get him started, didn't you, Ed?"

Edd: [trying to pull the screen together] "The annoying buzzing and their insatiable urge to bite is enough to make your skin crawl!" [He hears the buzz of a fly.] "Do you hear it?" 

[Nat starts to worry as she holds her book close.]

[Edd runs to a drawer and rifles through it, coming up with a flyswatter.] 

Edd: "Okay. We're safe. Everyone stay calm. I've got it under control."

Eddy: "It's on Ed!"

Ed: "Get it off, Eddy, get it!" [Eddy hits Ed.]

Eddy: [slapping Edd on the back] "Bingo! Gah. This guy's quick!" [grabbing the flyswatter] "I got it I got it!" [Ed hits him with a newspaper.] "Ow!"

Ed: [swatting at the air] "Prepare to meet your doom, buzz-bug with wings that flies!"

Eddy: [bringing the flyswatter down on Ed's head] "There it is! Hey, get back here! [knocking Edd over] "Look out. It's too fast! There it goes! I got him! I see him! I got him! I see him! I got him!"

[The fly zooms into Eddy's mouth. Eddy clutches at his throat in shock. Nat hits Eddy with her book knocking him to the ground.]

Nat: "Eddy I'm so sorry!" 

[Nat helps Eddy up.]

Nat: "Are you ok?"

Eddy:

Ed: "What? I can't hear you, Eddy." [coming to the obvious solution] "MY EARS ARE BROKEN!"

[Eddy points to his throat.]

Edd: "It seems the insect has lodged itself in Eddy's voice box,--" [Eddy nods.] "--disabling his ability to talk." [Ed pulls one of Eddy's hairs out, causing him to cry voicelessly.]

Ed: "Eddy can't talk."

Nat: "What are we going to do?"

Edd: "I know of a temporary solution." [He ties a bell around Eddy's neck.] "Just ring this bell when you need to communicate."

[Eddy rings the bell.]

Ed: "Hello!"

Edd: "Eddy's trying to say something!"

[Eddy opens his mouth.]

Ed: "Eddy wants an umbrella."

[Eddy shakes his head.]