Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Over Your Ed

[Edd is in his pristine bathroom, taking a bath. He reaches up to get a loofah and vigorously scrubs at his arm. He then looks closely at it and is horrified by the small speck of dirt he sees.]

Edd: "Oh dear...STUBBORN GRASS STAINS!"

[Eddy is in his shower.]

Eddy: [singing] "Bop bop bop bow bow boo bowp, bowp bowp ba beep bap boo!" [He picks up a bar of soap.] "Yeah! Wow!" [The soap slips out of his hands and goes skyward.] "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

[The soap falls into his mouth and slides down his throat. He shortly thereafter begins foaming at the mouth.]

[Nat is taking a shower, using her bath brush as a microphone, singing to herself. She then looses her balance and falls down, pulling the shower curtain with her.]

Nat: [clutching her head] "Oww."

[We are in Ed's very dirty, dingy, grody, disgusting bathroom. Ed stands in the middle of it.]

Ed: "Hmm. Now what did I come in here for?" [He shrugs and walks off.]

[Edd is carrying sugar and a jug to a stand, which collapses as he approaches.]

Nat: "Can I help?"

Eddy: "Stand back, let the pro do it." [he fixes the stand] "Time to quench thirst! For cash." [He leans on the stand, and it collapses.]

[Edd is measuring sugar.]

Edd: "One, two three grains of sugar."

[We see that Eddy has nailed the leg to the table.]

Ed: [darting up] "Am I late?"

Eddy: "Just in time, Ed!" [He reaches under the table and gets a sign.] "Put this sign up!" [The sign reads "En-O-Gee Drinks.]

Ed: "Like this?"

Eddy: "No! Higher!" [As he helps Ed adjust the sign, his arm is in Ed's armpit. He sniffs it, and the stench makes him leap back a few feet.] "Ed! You smell like a gym bag! When was the last time you had a bath?"

Ed: "I forget."

[Eddy comes over to Edd, who is still measuring the first spoonful.]

Eddy: "So Double D, those drinks ready?" [He slaps Edd on the back, causing Edd to spill his spoonful.]

Edd: "Eddy, please! I'm counting the sugar!" [He adds some sugar and goes back to counting while Eddy walks off. Eddy comes back with a bag full of sugar.] 

Nat: "Eddy, I don't think thats-"

Eddy: "Shhh!"

[Nat sighs]

[Eddy proceeds to pour the whole bag in]

Edd: "1...2...4...5...6...75...76...77. A perfect measurement!" [He adds it in and stirs.]

Ed: "Can I help?"

[Edd gets a whiff but doesn't say anything.]

Ed: [picking up the sugar jar] "Add some of this!" [He tries to pour it in, but Edd protects the drink, so it all gets spilled on Edd's hat.]

Edd: "Please, Ed, that's too much sugar."

[Ed puts the sugar bowl down. Edd sniffs it and is shocked by the odor. He then sniffs the drink and looks accusingly at Ed.]

Edd: "Go away please, I'll taste it."

Ed: "Okay."

Edd: [After Ed leaves] "Smelly smelly smelly." [He pulls out a gas mask and some air freshener.]