Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Truth or Ed

[Eddy is yammering on as Rolf and Kevin pick sides for a game of basketball. As he talks, Rolf becomes more and more agitated.]

Eddy: "Hey guys! Wake up! Yoo–hoo! What're ya, blind? I'm red hot, baby! Right here! Pick me! What're ya waiting for? The light don't get any greener! Eddy going once! Eddy going twice! Sold, to the guy with–"

[BAM! A basketball slams into Eddy's face. Rolf, who threw it, relaxes some.]

Rolf: "His shrieks rip through Rolf like Nana's cabbage stew! Continue, yes?"

Kevin: "Right. Nazz, you're on my team."

Nazz: "Awesome!" [She darts over and hi-fives Kevin.]

Rolf: "Very well then. Rolf chooses the strength-of-ten-leaky-buckets Ed-boy."

Ed: "I'm kicking the bucket, guys!"

Kevin: "Yo, Jonny? You're with me."

Jonny: "Momma's gonna knock you out!"

Eddy: "Ah-ha! You gotta pick me now."

Rolf: "Rolf chooses the wood, yes?" [He picks up Plank.]

Plank:

Eddy: "OH COME ON! It's a hunk of wood for crying out loud!"

[Jump ball. Kevin grabs it away from Rolf.]

Kevin: "My ball!"

Nazz: "Over here, Kev!"

[Kevin passes it to Nazz, but Rolf steals it. He looks towards Ed while holding off Kevin.]

Rolf: "Ed-boy! Catch the inflated sphere!" [Ed smiles widely and readies himself for the pass.]

Jonny: " I got him covered, guys!" [He runs into Ed and falls down.]

[Ed catches the pass in his teeth. He bites down and the ball explodes. Eddy, on the sidelines, laughs.]

Eddy: "Nice catch, Monobrow!"

Ed: "Did we win?"

Kevin: [snatching the broken ball] "Yeah. In this dork world."

Ed: "Dad will be so proud."

Jonny: [as the kids walk off] "Did you see Plank out there? What a monster!"

[Edd and Nat appears behind Eddy, both wearing a secretive smile.]

Eddy: "Ha! Shoulda coulda woulda! If you'd picked moi!"

[Eddy finally notices them. They move to in front of Eddy and continue to grin.]

Eddy: "What's with you two?"

Edd: "Brace yourselves, gentlemen, for me and Nat have been elected by the Journalists Club to act as the new editors of the Peach Creek Junior High Tattler!" [He holds out a newspaper.] 

Nat: "Isn't that wonderful?!"

[Eddy says nothing.]

Edd: "Oh, I know. I was speechless as well. Perhaps you'd like to assist us in this good cause?"

Eddy: "Get real!" [wadding up the paper] "I'd rather wear Ed's underwear for a week!" [He walks off.]

Ed: "Not today, Eddy! I'm flying solo."

Nat: "How about you, Ed?"

Edd: "Are you ready to take that first step into the exciting world of journalism?"

Ed: "As long as I don't get any on my shoes, Nat and Double D. My mom has got new carpets."

[The bell rings.]