Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Run for your Ed

[It is late at night. In the Kankers' trailer, the sisters are snoring away peacefully. Suddenly, a noise awakens them.]

Marie: "What the heck was that!?!"

[The sisters open their bedroom door and look downstairs. The noises continue, and an empty can rolls out of a darkened room.]

May: "Somebody's in the kitchen, Lee!"

Lee: [entering the kitchen with a swordfish] "Ah-ha!" [Nobody is there, although the room is a mess. A window swings, demonstrating how the thief made his exit.] "Hey, where ya goin?"

Marie: "Yeah, we ain't done with you yet!"

Lee: [looking at the kitchen] "Typical. Whoever it was sure is a slob."

Marie: "Why's it always the good ones that get away?"

Lee: "That crumb ain't worth shedding tears over, Marie."

Marie: "Yeah. His loss. It's gonna take May forever to clean this mess!" [She and Lee laugh.]

Lee: "May. Good one."

[They stop laughing. May is standing at the kitchen door, looking up. In her eyes is a look of shock. Her sisters join her, and they fixate on a missing item: a ship in a bottle.]

Lee and Marie: "Holy Toledo!"

May: "Wait, let me!" [They try to pull it off the wall.]

Lee: "Leggo."

Marie: "It's mine!" [They pull the holder off the wall.]

May: "I got it!"

Marie: "Back off!"

Lee: "Enough already!" [She grabs the board.] "Somebody shanghaied our ship in a bottle!"

May: "It's our family heirloom!" [weeping] "We used to play with it on bath night in the old hometown!"

Marie: "I say we call the cops!"

May: [rushing to the phone] "What number do you dial for 9-1-1?"

Lee: [smashing the phone] "No cops! I say we pay our neighbors a little visit, and find our bottle. Kanker-style." [She laughs evilly.]

[Rolf has harnessed a giant sausage to a wagon and is sitting atop it while Victor pulls.]

Rolf: "Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor?"

[Victor suddenly stops moving.]

Rolf: "Victor, why have you stopped?"

[His pig starts squealing. He looks and sees it running in circles. His chickens then start rioting in their coop. Rolf, sensing that something big is coming, holds a chicken's cooked leg to his ear. He becomes fearful, and in a fit he grabs his animals and throws them into his cellar.]

Rolf: "HAVE MERCY ON OUR MISERABLE SOULS!" [He slams the cellar doors shut.]

[Kevin opens his fridge and shows the contents to Edd, Nat and Eddy.]

Kevin: "I believe this belongs to you?" [He indicates Ed, who is sleeping in the almost empty fridge.]

Nat: "Yes he does."

Edd: [as Eddy laughs] "Sleepwalking again? We'll have Ed vacated ASAP, Kevin."

Kevin: "Lucky for you dorks I got chores to do, or I woulda had to pound ya."

Edd: "Oh Ed? Ed? Rise and shine, sleepyhead."

Nat: "Ed please wake up."

[Eddy pushes Edd and Nat out of the way and blows through a horn. Ed stumbles out of the fridge and onto the floor.]