It Came From Outer Ed

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[Ed is in his basement reading a comic book labeled "Evil Tim."]

Ed: "The curse of Evil Tim!"

[Ed reads the comic, absorbed. Eddy looks in from the window. Outside, the kids are congregated with Nat.]

Jonny: "I can't wait either, Plank!"

Eddy: [excited] "Places, people! The show's about to start!"

Kevin: "This better not bite, dork."

[Eddy rushes over to Edd, who is wearing a bush.]

Eddy: "Everybody's waiting, Double D!"

Edd: "Eddy, I'm having second thoughts. Ed is sure to catch on to this charade."

Eddy: "Stick to the script." [He kicks Edd to his position, then runs over to Ed's window and proceeds to bang on it.] "HELP! ED, SAVE US! HELP ED!"

Ed: "Evil Tim's got Eddy!"

Eddy: "Up here, blockhead."

Ed: "Eddy!" [He slams his face against the window and holds up the book.] "I got a new comic."

Eddy: "So what? We're being attacked." [He drags Ed out and shows him to the kids.] "Stop panicking, folks! Everything's gonna be okay, 'cause Ed's here to save our lives!"

Ed: "Yep. It's me alright."

Eddy: "It's been terrorizing the cul-de-sac all morning! Oh, look! There it is!"

[An ominous black shape rises up in the distance. Ed looks through his comic.]

Ed: "It is the curse of Evil Tim!"

Kevin: "What a rube." [He, Jonny, and Rolf laugh.]

Rolf: "Greenhorn Ed-boy has fallen harder than Nano's arches, yes? No?" [Eddy clamps their mouths shut.]

Eddy: "Ssh!"

Ed: "It has come to dissect our internal organs, and feed them to the minions of Hades!"

Jimmy: "Jeepers, Sarah. Ed's scaring the Mr. BoJangles out of me."

Eddy: "Don't worry, Jimmy. You're in good hands." [He taps Jimmy on the head, pushing Jimmy's trike forward at the monster, causing Sarah to punch him.]

Jimmy: "Runaway trike!"

Eddy: [Now sporting a black eye from Sarah's punch] "Look at that, Ed! Evil Tim is sucking Jimmy in!"

[Jimmy hurtles down the lawn, wailing. Ed follows, clutching a ginormous tree.]

Ed: "CRUSH THE MONSTER!"

Edd: [as the monster, but peaks his head out] "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT NORTHERN DUTCH ELM! Oh dear. Oh dear. I can't seem to coordinate my–"

[Edd tries to move out of the way, but the costume makes rapid movement impossible. Ed smashes the tree down on top of Edd and Jimmy.]

Ed: "The curse has passed! You are safe."

Nat: "Double D!" [She rushes over]

Jonny: "Holy moley!" [Kevin falls off his head.]

Rolf: "Rolf is amused."

Nazz: "So where's Jimmy, dude?" [Sarah realizes the gravity of the situation.]

Sarah: "JIIMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Ed: "Jimmy?"

Eddy: [tearing up] "You gotta love him."

[Nat tries to lift the tree. Ed roots underneath the tree until he finds and pulls out Jimmy.]

Ed: "SPEAK TO ME JIMMY!"

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