Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Momma's Little Ed

[Eddy is shooting pool using eggs. The one he's aiming for is a striped ball painted orange.]

Eddy: "Keep your eye on the egg, Ed. Five ball in the corner pocket."

[Eddy shoots it off a chair into a tree, which plops it into Ed's mouth. Ed spits the egg against the wall just as Edd and Nat walk in.]

Nat: "Hey guys."

Edd: "What's going on in here?"

Eddy: "Nothing. What?" [Ed stands up, eggs replacing his eyes.]

Ed: "Bingo!"

Eddy: "Bingo. Good one."

Edd: "Can you two try to behave? I'm almost done."

Eddy: "That's what he said two hours ago. There are people waiting for us to take their money and we're stuck."

[A noise comes from the kitchen. Eddy and Ed enter to see Edd working a sewing machine. Nat is watching him. While Edd examines his work, Eddy appears next to him.]

Edd: [seeing Eddy next to him] "GAAAH! Please don't do that."

Eddy: "Gee whiz, Double D. I never realized you were into such girl stuff."

Nat: "What?"

Edd: "Household tasks are not just for girls, Eddy. And if you must know, I was asked to mend the curtains by Mother. Every child should start their day by completing the tasks set upon them by their parents."

Nat: "It's true every day my parents leave me a list of tasks I have to do before I leave the house."

Ed: [wrapped in the curtains] "I must eat your brain!"

[Eddy steps on the pedal and Ed is sewn up like a pair of pants.]

Ed: "I am all dressed up and ready to go, guys!"

Eddy: "Fashion victim. Let's go, Double D."

Edd: "In a minute. A quick survey to see if I missed any parental sticky notes!"

Eddy: [after watching Edd and Nat check for several seconds] "Are you bored? 'Cause I'm ready to bust a–" [He sees a note on the phone.] "Oh, great. What's this one say? 'Dear Eddward, stop breathing because the sink is clogged.'?"

[An idea suddenly hits him, and he literally sees Edd as the perfect sucker for one of his pranks.]

Eddy: "If chores is what Double D wants, it's chores Double D gets. Nothing like a little forgery to spark up the day." [He begins to write a new note and once he's finished, he holds them up.] "See? This is Mommy's note, and my exact copy." [It is easy to see the difference.] "Pretty good, huh? He'll never tell the difference!"

Ed: "That is so lame, Eddy." [He writes his own note.]

Eddy: "And you're like a human photocopier, right, Mr. Perfecto?"

Ed: "Dare to compare." [Eddy compares the original with Ed's forgery.]

Eddy: "Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?"

Ed: "Yes, I will."

[Edd is checking a list of sticky notes.]

Edd: "And last but not least, towels triangulated. Inspected and complete. Well, well, well."

Nat: "All done?"

Edd: "Yes."

[Edd and Nat enter the kitchen, where their friends are waiting nonchalantly.]

Edd: "Ready when you are."

Eddy: "Hey, Double D, you're slipping, 'cause you missed one." [He points to a note by a broom.]