Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Key to My Ed

[Edd is in the dark. He picks up a beaker of florescent pink liquid and pours it out. Suddenly, the lights flip on.]

Eddy: "What are ya, some kind of troll or something?"

Edd: "EDDY, TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!" [protecting the liquid with his body] "This mixture is very sensitive!"

[The lights go out.]

Edd: "Thank you, Eddy. By multiplying the isolated bubble of carbon gas, I've invented a soda that will never lose its fizz!"

[Ed, Nat and Eddy perk up.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Ed: "Yummy!"

Eddy: "Gimme a taste, will ya? I love pop!"

Edd: "No, wait! Eddy!"

Ed: "Like a sponge, thirsty I am!" [He grabs the bottle away.]

Edd: [flipping on the light] "You don't understand! I haven't tested its stability! It remains unpredictable!"

[While Edd talks, Ed guzzles the entire bottle and lets out a huge burp with his tounge in the bottle.]

Eddy: "That was predictable. Ed, you pig!"

Edd: "Freeze, mister!" [Ed moves into a position and stays still.] "Don't make any sudden movements. Just the slightest twitch might set off the mixture's volatile nature."

Eddy: [lifting Ed's shirt] "And we wouldn't want that to happen, now, would we?" [He takes a feather out and begins to tickle Ed.]

Ed: [laughing and twitching] "Quit it, Eddy!"

Nat: "Oh no."

Edd: "Stop! Halt! Halt!"

[Eddy continues the tickling. By now, Ed is moving around violently, in the thrall of the feather.]

Edd: "Abstain! Desist! ENOUGH ALREADY!"

Eddy: [stopping] "Don't have a bird, Double D."

[Ed begins to shake. His belly rumbles with the tension. His eyes then turn into spigots and the soda shoots out of his nose. It propels him away.]

Ed: [flying] "Gassy."

[Jonny and Plank are engaged in a staring contest.]

Jonny: "You've gotta blink some time, you rascal, you!"

[Ed's nose soda falls down upon them, blanketing them completely.]

Jonny: "Gesundheit!"

[Ed flies through a yard. He hits a tree, a pole, and a house before plowing through a fence. Soda spills everywhere.]

Eddy: [to the crashed Ed] "Hey Funnelface, Double D said 'don't move!'"

Ed: "Did I go somewhere?"

Eddy: "Nah. Just rest that empty little head, Ed."

Edd: [holding up a key] "Look! I found a key! Keys have quite a history of unlocking the mysteries of time!" [using a magnifying glass to examine the key] "Why, just think how tangled one's life becomes by losing something as primitive as a key. Poor soul."

Nat: "I agree."

Eddy: "Lemme see that key, Double D." [He pulls it away.]

Ed: "I bet that key unlocks big gates of molten lava, releasing the demons from a box of Oat Bran, on the shelf of a mutant truck stop!"

Eddy: "Oh Ed?"

Ed: "Huh?"

Eddy: "Go get the key!" [He pretends to fling it.]