Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Little Ed Blue

[A movie, "The Hunt for Edosorus" starts. Credits roll to the sound of pedal-steel guitar. The movie stars Eddy, was directed by Eddy, and features Edd, Nat and Ed (Their slide is upside-down). The movie starts. It is paleolithic times. Ed, as a dinosaur, comes onscreen menacingly.]

Jimmy: "Holy mackerel!"

[Ed is chased away by a club-wielding caveman–Eddy. A cavewoman (Nat) comes onscreen, and Eddy flexes for her.]

Sarah: "Oh brother."

[Suddenly, Jonny's giant head eclipses the screen. The music begins to sound choppy, as Edd and Nat, who are providing it live, cannot see the action and thus can't play.]

Sarah: "Jonny, you blimphead! Move it or lose it!" [She knocks him down.]

[Eddy opens his fist and chuckles.]

Eddy: "Pay for Ed-day! There's big cash in showbiz, Double D and Nat! Unless you're on cable. Ha!"

Kevin: "What a rip! This is so lame, I'm ready to heave!"

Eddy: "A troublemaker!" [He rushes to Kevin's chair.] "Is there a problem here, patron?"

Kevin: "This movie sucks eggs, so gimme back my money." [Eddy gasps.]

Eddy: [nervous] "Have some popcorn, Kevo! On the house!" [He stuffs a bag into Kevin's mouth.]

Sarah: "Why's he get free popcorn? I want free popcorn!"

[Eddy groans and goes off to get the concession for Sarah. Rolf, seeing this, longingly looks at Nazz's popcorn. He reaches his hand in to take some. At that moment, Nazz reaches for popcorn and grabs Rolf's hand. She stuffs it into her mouth.]

Rolf: [apologetically] "A discharged niblet for Rolf?"

[Nazz glares and punches him out in the seats. Edd and Nat watch as Rolf goes flying.]

Rolf: "Son of a shepherd."

[Nat then picks up her bag and goes over to Rolf.]

Nat: [offering her bag] "Do you want mine?"

[Eddy grabs a bag of popcorn from next to a popcorn machine and adds it to a pile he's carrying.]

Eddy: [sarcastic] "I want free popcorn, I want free popcorn. What do I look like, some popcorn fairy?"

[Eddy turns to give the popcorn to the moviegoers and trips over a prone Rolf as he was about to grab Nat's bag. The popcorn goes flying.]

Jimmy: "My eyes!" [The bags have landed on Jimmy.] "This butter substitute is stinging my eyes!"

Kevin: "Now that's entertainment!"

Sarah: "Mind your own beeswax!" [She throws her drink at him.] "Aw, did Kevin go boom?"

Kevin: [getting up] "Right." [Edd and Nat look nervous.] "FOOD FIGHT!"

Nat: "Oh no."

[A rumble breaks out, popcorn and soda flying everywhere.]

Sarah: "You missed!"

Edd: [trying to calm the ruckus] "People, please! Let's not behave like children!"

Nat: "I don't think those were the right words Double D."

Kevin: [holding a drink] "Yo Rolf, think fast!" [He cocks his arm, and Rolf tackles him.]

Rolf: "Too slow!"

Edd: "Eddy, do something!"

Eddy: [handing out concessions and collecting quarters] "Are you kidding me?" [He ducks to avoid a drink.] "I'm making a killing here, Double D!" [Jimmy hands over a quarter and gets more ammo.]