Knock Knock Who's Ed?

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[Ed is bouncing high in the air, laughing with each jump.]

Eddy: "This idea's too good, even for me."

[Edd and Nat are carrying a bag of gelatin.]

Edd: [struggling under the weight of a bag of gelatin] "A triumph, Eddy."

Ed: [bouncing on a diving board] "Belly flop!"

Eddy: "Slow down, Tarzan. We're not ready yet."

Edd: "This lime-flavored gelatin should replicate the look and feel of a real ocean." [He pours it into the water.]

Eddy: "I can't see, is it done yet?"

Ed: [in his underclothes] "Done what?"

Edd: "The directions state it takes fifteen minutes for the–"

Eddy: "Fifteen minutes? It's supposed to be instant gelatin. What a rip!"

[Eddy pushes Edd into the pool wall. The walls around the water shake.]

Eddy: "RUN!" [As he, Edd and Nat do so, the walls collapse, revealing a giant, square gelatin pool.]

Ed: "Jiggly."

Eddy: [returning] "I smell cash, boys. Every kid on the block will want to cool off in this stuff! Tell me, am I drooling?"

Nat: "No your not Eddy."

Ed: "Up periscope!" [He dives in and sinks close to the bottom. There he stays, held in place by the gelatin.]

Edd: "I must have overestimated the viscosity of the gelatin."

Nat: "Seems that way."

Eddy: "The greatest scam in the world! Gone."

Edd: "Eddy. Look."

[Ed sucks in all the gelatin. He then grins and lets the green goop stream out from the gaps between his teeth.]

[Nat makes a disgusted face.]

Edd: "Well I think I'll skip lunch today."

Eddy: "Let's take him home and hide him."

[Ed's room is decorated with banners and posters announcing a monster movie marathon.]

Eddy: [reading] "Marathon? Don't miss? All day movie? Ed, what's up with all these signs?"

Ed: "To remind me not to forget."

Eddy: "How to blink and talk at the same time?"

Ed: [shoving a TV guide at his friends] "No, the monster movie marathon."

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Movie marathon?"

Ed: "Eight hours of horror cyclops movies!"

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Cool!"

Eddy: "Count me in!" [He jumps into a chair Ed has just pushed forward.]

Ed: [leaping onto Eddy's lap] "Tell me a story, Eddy."

Eddy: "Get off me!"

Edd: "Room for one more?"

Eddy: "What are ya?"

Edd: "Nat come join us!"

Nat: "Oh ok."

[Nat squeezes in.]

Edd: "Comfy?"

Nat: "Sort of."

Eddy: "Okay, Ed. Snack me."

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