Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

The Eds are Coming

[It lowers itself from a shot of the sky to a shot of the cornfield. The scene is drawn in a strange style, one much more realistic than it normally is. Jimmy can be seen skipping through the corn.]

Jimmy: "Good day, world!"

[He sings a song, and a teddy bear and a stuffed bunny come up beside him and hold hands with him. He laughs with joy. A butterfly then flies up to his head and pulls off his cap.]

Jimmy: "Who's there?" [Birds come up and comb his hair.] "I'm so awesome!"

[He runs up to a train station, where a caterpillar is waiting. He climbs on and rides away.]

Mr. Sun: [turning to Jimmy to reveal a smiling face] "Good day, Jimmy!"

Jimmy: [waving] "Good day, Mr. Sun!"

[Jimmy comes upon a field filled with sweets.]

Jimmy: "Goodie goodie goodie!"

[He picks up a lollipop and licks it. He then sees Nazz, Rolf and Kevin up ahead.]

Jimmy: "Salutations, fellow children of the cul-de-sac!"

Kevin: "Felicitations to you too, dear Jimmy!"

Nazz: "Your cowlick looks so divine today, Jimmy!"

Rolf: "Rolf has much admiration for he who can lick a cow!"

Jimmy: "A compliment, I'm sure. Sorry to say, I'm on my way! Toodle-oo!" [His caterpillar heads off into the distance.]

Nazz: "Ta ta!"

Kevin: "Cheerio!"

Rolf: "Later, alligator!"

[Jimmy comes to the last stop.]

Jimmy: [patting the caterpillar] "Nice riding you, Mr. Caterpillar!" [Jimmy gets off and notices someone.] "Hi-de-hi, cul-de-sac castaways! I see Dolly No-No!"

[It shows the Eds, lined up on a doll's legs. The doll's left arm, instead of being normal, is a hand-shaped wooden paddle. As we watch, it comes down, effectively spanking all three Eds at once. Apparently it is a machine built to punish the Eds. Nat is there watching.]

Nat: "Hi Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "Is the doll keeping the Eds from wreaking havoc on this fine day?"

Nat: "It is Jimmy!"

Eddy: "Havoc?" [recognizing a homophone] "Oh, like the fish!" [The arm hits them.]

Edd: "That's haddock, Eddy." [The arm hits them.]

Ed: "My buttom's got a haddock!"

[The arm hits them again. Strangely, Ed seems impervious to pain, as his facial expression does not change.]

Jimmy: "You three are so kooky!" [He snaps his fingers, and butterfly-like wings magically unfurl from his back. He flies away.]

Eddy: "Darn it, I love his cowlick!" [The arm comes down.]

[Jimmy flies over the candy fields into the cul-de-sac. He touches down and points straight ahead.]

Jimmy: "There she is! My uppercut angel. My pummeling protector!"

[Sarah races towards him. Flowers spring from the ground everywhere her feet touch. Jimmy, in his stead, runs towards Sarah. They are about to meet when what looks like a giant saw blade falls from the sky. Jimmy runs into it and falls back onto the ground, dazed. His wings break off his back and lie beside him. He looks up, and sits up suddenly. Lightning flashes from the sky as a tornado forms about a rope connected to the saw blade. The camera angle shifts to a wide shot, showing another blade falling in the distance as the first one begins to cut. The second blade then begins cutting the earth. Jimmy just stares in shell-shocked horror.]