Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Flea-Bitten Ed

Ed: "Hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail. How's it look, Eddy?" [The nails in his mouth fly upwards. We then get to see that Ed is hanging upside down off the roof.]

Eddy: "Ed, you put the sign on upside down!"

Ed: "No, I put the sign on the garage!"

Eddy: "Just flip it over, Ed."

Ed: "Flip it? Got it."

Edd: "I think I'm ready to tackle anything with my fine assortment of short and long, hard and soft hairbrushes." 

Nat: "I can't wait to groom the animals!"

[A sudden grinding is heard.]

Ed: "I flipped it, Eddy!" [The sign is now indeed readable: Ed has flipped the entire garage.]

Edd: "Well, I can read it."

Nat: "That counts for something."

Eddy: "Ed's Pet Boutique is open for business!"

[The Eds and Nat are at Rolf's farm.]

Eddy: "Rolf's got tons of stinky animals."

Nat: "Perfect for grooming!"

Edd: [gleeful] "They're absolutely filthy! Ow!"

Ed: "Yes I am."

[Rolf is seen working metal. He holds up his piece, which is something in the shape of a chicken's foot.]

Rolf: "Goodbye." [He plunges the hot metal into a barrel of water. Steam rises, and he pulls the piece out. He then notices the Eds.] "Hello, sneaky Ed-boys and quiet Nat-girl. I am much too busy making shoes for my chickens, so no time for Rolf to talk. Work is good." [A shoe-clad chicken tries to move but is unable to.] "And good is a stomach full of Mama's cooked food. But you would not know this. Goodbye."

Edd: "We're here to assist you, Rolf."

Nat: "We can groom all your animals!"

Eddy: "You got a lot of dirty animals there, Rolf, and we have the only pet-cleaning service in the neighborhood."

Ed: "I put up the sign!"

Eddy: "So, for a little green, we'll make your dirty, flea-infested animals clean!"

Edd: [worried] "Flea-infested?"

Nat: "He's exaggerating." 

Rolf: "You must be poking my eggplant. That would give me more time to watch the curd rise from the cheese of my grandfather's back! Okay, Ed boys and Nat girl."

[Chicken after chicken goes by. We get to see that they are on a treadmill moving them through a cleaning apparatus operated by Edd.]

Edd: "One two press, one two press, one two press, one two..."

[Ed walks by, carrying sponges. Seeing the chicken shower, he stops and looks.]

Ed: "Oh, a chicken shower! Cluck cluck cluck!"

[Nat is drying the chickens on a line.]

Edd: "Ed, let the chickens bathe in privacy! You're embarrassing them!"

Ed: "Oops. Sorry." [He covers his eyes.] "Oops. Sorry. Um, I won't tell, okay?" [He slips on the floor.] "Sorry! Sorry. I promise I won't."

[Ed continues to try and leave, but the slippery floor makes it hard for him. Eddy, meanwhile, is shining the backside of a pig.]