Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

To Sir with Ed

[Eddy is in his room, combing his hair.]

Eddy: "Eddy, you're such a dog." [He combs it into a shape resembling Jimmy's. In a falsetto] "I wanna grow up to be just like Jimmy! Jimmy. Yeah right." [He cackles.] "Hey Mom, is it dinner yet?" [No reply comes.] "Hey Mom!"

[Eddy, hearing nothing, pushes open the door to his room.]

Eddy: "Anybody home?"

[The question echoes all around his empty house.]

Eddy: "I'm all by myself! Aah!"

[Edd's phone rings. Ed looks at it, but doesn't answer. When he does reach across Edd's desk, it's only to pick up a bone.]

Ed: "Cool bone, Double D!"

Edd: "Ed, can you please answer the phone?"

Ed: [the bone in his mouth] "Train me, Double D! Arf! Arf!"

Edd: [heading for the phone] "For all our sakes, let's hope you're housebroken, Ed!" [picking up the phone] "Double D's room, Double D speaking."

[Eddy is on the other end, huddled under a pile of blankets.]

Eddy: [shivering] "Hiya, Double D. Uh, what's up?"

Edd: "Hello, Eddy. Just revisiting my files, dilly-dallying with alpha-numeric organization."

Nat: "Is that Eddy? Tell him I said hi!"

Edd: "Nat says hello."

Eddy: "Thrilling. Yeah, um, listen. Why don't you guys come on over?"

Edd: "Gosh, Eddy, a tad late, don't you think? I mean, Ed was finally going to–" [He stops mid-sentence.] "Please let go of my leg, Ed."

Eddy: "Oh, look, there's a huge spumoni snake crawling under my bed! HELP ME!" [He gasps and makes choking noises before hanging up.] "Ha!" [The doorbell rings.] "Bingo." [opening the door] "Hey guys, what took ya?"

[Eddy is looking the other way, and doesn't notice that he has grabbed Nazz until she starts to speak.]

Nazz: "Sorry I'm late, Eddy. I guess your mom and dad already went out. Poor Eddy. I'll just get your dinner started, okay?" [As Nazz walks to the kitchen, Eddy just stands there stunned. Suddenly, his door burst open. Ed, Nat and Edd rush in, dressed in their Hive Bee Gone coveralls and brandishing brooms.]

Ed: "THE SNAKE! WHERE IS THE SNAKE?"

Edd: "Be gentle with it, Ed."

Nat: "Where's Eddy?"

[A knocking sound comes from above. Ed, Nat and Edd look up to see the door is stuck to the ceiling.]

Ed: [opening the door to reveal Eddy] "Oh, hi Eddy." [Eddy falls out.]

Nat: "Are you ok?"

Edd: "Eddy seems a little groggy."

Ed: "THE SNAKE BIT EDDY! I must extract the venom before it spreads through his veins! Like in the movies."

[Ed grabs Eddy's leg and begins to suck on the skin around the ankle.]

Eddy: "What are you, Ed?" [He shakes himself free. Sounds come from the kitchen. Whispering] "Quick, c'mere, quiet!"

[Nazz is grating cheese into a bowl.]

Eddy: "Look who's grating cheese in my kitchen!"

[Ed, Nat and Edd spot Nazz and stop dead in their tracks. Edd and Ed slowly back out, Nat stays put.]