Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

O-Ed Eleven

[Ed giggles as Eddy shows him a bare wall.]

Eddy: "Oh Ed. Whaddya think? Huh?"

Edd: [muttering] "Besides Nat, I'm surrounded by idiots."

Ed: "Cool! It is so flat!"

Edd: "A wall, Eddy? Certainly you jest."

Nat: "Is there something behind it?"

[Eddy pulls on a cord at the wall's base and part of the wall unravels, revealing a door with multiple locks.]

Eddy: "Ya wanna see my brother's room?"

Edd: [shocked] "Your brother's room?"

Nat: "Sure!"

Ed: [excited] "Every man for himself!" [He reaches for the doorknob only to have Eddy slap his hand away.]

Eddy: "Hey, wait a minute! Who gave you permission to touch his door?"

Ed: "Nobody?"

Eddy: "That's right, Ed." [Kindly, he gives Ed a chair.] "Have a seat, relax. Maybe I can trim your toenails or something."

Ed: "Oh, be still my heart."

[Eddy takes a rope out and ties Ed to the chair.]

Eddy: "Now then." [angry] "If you touch anything in my brother's room I'll–"

Edd: "Eddy. How do you suppose we enter this outpouring of resistance?!"

Eddy: "No problem. I got a key."

[A crowbar is wedged between the doorframe and the door. It wiggles some, and then the door is thrown open.]

Nat: "Interesting key."

Eddy: "Come on in, boys and girl. Check it out."

[The Eds and Nat gaze at the numerous knickknacks scattered about the room.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Ed: "Your brother's room is cool, Eddy!"

Eddy: "My brother is the coolest, Ed."

Edd: "Yes, well, in some circles I'm sure. Shall we throw caution to the wind and enter this lair of–"

[Eddy drags Edd back just as a safe falls from the ceiling. The safe lands on Edd's foot.]

Eddy: "Watch it! My brother was a whiz at booby traps." [He continues in.]

Edd: [in pain] "But Eddy, the safe!" [Nat pulls him out.]

Eddy: "Already checked it, Double D. It's empty. Can't you just smell his greatness?"

Ed: "I think that is me, Eddy."

Eddy: [on top of a car] "Look at this! Ain't she a beaut?" [He rubs it.] "My brother said I could have it when I turn fourteen!"

Nat: "It's really nice Eddy."

Edd: "Not that it's out of place in this den of dishevelment, but why is there a vehicle sitting in your brother's bedroom?"

Eddy: "He keeps his snake in the trunk." [He opens the trunk.] "Huh, the little weasel must've escaped again."

Nat: "Snake?"

Edd: [scared] "Escaped? Oh dear, oh dear, oh–" [He backs into the giant stuffed camel.]

Eddy: "Hey, watch the camel! I said no touching!"

Nat: "He didn't mean to Eddy!"

Ed: "Oh, I wish I had a room like this!"