Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

A Glass of Warm Ed

[Edd is sleeping in his room when a sudden noise awakens him. He sits up and scans the room until his eyes rest on his open window. He shivers and grabs his cactus. He then sets off downstairs, where more noises can be heard. There is a light coming from the kitchen. He looks in and sees someone raiding his refrigerator.]

Edd: [freaked out] "Oh dear. An intruder. Eating all the food out of my refrigerator. In bare feet! So unsanitary."

[Edd peeks around the corner again and sees nobody. He walks over to his still open fridge and looks in it. Suddenly, the kitchen windows burst open.]

Edd: [raising his cactus like a weapon] "I've got a cactus! Uh..."

[He looks back at the refrigerator. He is staring, specifically, at the bottom left drawer. He reaches for it and opens it slowly. There is something inside which suddenly rises up.]

Edd: "GAH!"

[The blob inside is revealed to be Ed. Ed is the midnight intruder, and he is still eating a string of sausages.]

Edd: [relieved] "Ed? You practically scared me out of my one-size-fits-all pajamas. Do you know what time it is?"

[Ed reaches into a jar of pickles and plucks one out. He then proceeds to drink the whole jar, abandoning his selected pickle.]

Edd: "Um, Ed?" [He holds his cactus, Jim, out to protect himself.] "D-Don't make me use this!"

[Ed opens his mouth and takes a bite out of the cactus.]

Edd: [horrified] "You ate Jim. Ed, cacti have feelings just like you–" [He stops and stares at Ed. Ed comes back carrying many various foods.] "Hold it right there, mister Ed! Stop! Where are you going with all my food? Ed, they'll spoil!"

[Ed comes back and takes Jim. He then proceeds to climb out the kitchen window with his supplies.]

Edd: "Ed, come back here and close this refrigerator door!" [Ed, oblivious, walks on.] "Ed!" [coming up with a course of action] "I need to wake Nat. Oh, dear. A paradox."

[Edd changes first then leaves his house and rushes over to Nat's.]

Edd: [tapping on Nat's window] "Nat. Nat. Oh...Nat, are you awake?" 

[Nat gets up and goes to the window. She pulls the curtains away and sees Edd, then opens the window.]

Nat:[still half asleep] "Double D?"

Edd: "Good. You're awake."

Nat: "What's wrong?"

 Edd: "We have a problem, Nat! Ed was in my house. My kitchen. My refrigerator! Not that it's any different than any other day. But, well, it was late, y'see. And I usually like to get eight hours of sleep. But Ed was eating. Has eaten. Has taken all my food! I asked him. Talked to him. But no reaction! He just kept eating. Ed. Is. Sleepwalking!"

Nat: "..." 

Edd: "..."

Nat: "Ok let's go find him."

[Suddenly there is a noise, Both Nat and Edd jump.] 

Nat: "What was that?"

Edd: "It's Ed!"

[Nat grabs her book as she and Edd go to the kitchen, She hides behind him as they look. They see that her fridge is empty and there is a mess on the floor.]

Nat: "Oh no!"

Edd: "Messy, messy, messy!"

[Nat walks to her fridge, distraught.]