Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed

[Eddy runs by, stepping in a puddle. Ed follows and falls straight through. Nat goes around it. Edd stops short and steps over it.]

Edd: "Puddles can be so messy." [He puts up a Caution sign.] "An ounce of prevention!"

Eddy: "Hey, snailboy, move it, willya? I'm not getting any younger." [He walks off a cliff.]

Nat: "Wait!"

Edd: "Eddy, stop!"

Ed: [running off the cliff into Eddy] "I got a soaker, guys and girl!"

Eddy: "Ed, if you bump into me one more–"

Nat: "Um, guys?"

Eddy: "What?"

Edd: "Improbable alert!"

[Eddy realizes he's standing on thin air and rushes to safe ground. Ed stays where he is.]

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Come back, Ed!"

Ed: "I can jump it, guys and girl!"

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "No, Ed!" [They pull him back.]

Nat: "Now what?"

Eddy: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking."

Ed: "Can I think?"

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "NO!"

[A bottle is spinning rapidly in the center of a circle formed by the kids. The bottle stops, settling on Jimmy.]

Jimmy: "It's my turn! Luck be a lady tonight."

Kevin: "Right. Pick then. Truth, or dare?"

Jimmy: "Dare me, sucka."

Sarah: "Thattaboy, Jimmy!"

Kevin: "Cool. Let's see. I dare you to...skip your turn."

Jimmy: [realizing he's been played] "Darn it."

Kevin: "What a sap." [He spins the bottle again.]

[Edd is using a makeshift anemometer to judge the wind's speed and direction.]

Eddy: "What's the word, Double D?"

Edd: "Well frankly Eddy, I'm concerned. The wind conditions aren't suitable for our trajectory. The lean is much too steep for the span."

Eddy: "What else is new? Let 'er rip, Ed!"

[Ed lets go of the tree root he's biting.]

Ed: "Gravy."

[The tree the Eds and Nat are standing on snaps to its full height, rocketing them away. They land headfirst in the lane.]

Ed: "I think I hit a pipe."

Jonny: "Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny." [He is pretending to be a fly.] "Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny. Buzz, buzzoow!" [He runs into a fence, and all the kids (except Nazz and Jimmy) laugh.]

Nazz: "You shouldn't have dared Jonny to buzz off, Kevin."

Rolf: "Ah, the artichoke thickens. Are those the better-check-your-wallet Ed-boys and quiet Nat-girl?"

Kevin: "Where? Aw, great."

[Ed pulls himself out of the ground and yanks his friends out of the dirt.]

Sarah: "Who invited them?"

Kevin: "The dorks came to ruin our game."

Eddy: "Truth or dare? I love this game! Who's next?" [He spins the bottle.] "I gotta warn ya, I'm a pro at this. Siddown, pigeons." [He opens his eyes to see that the Eds and Nat are alone. Forebodingly, the bottle points away from them.]