1'I wonder if our snow dick is still there?'
1'if you can fit two raccoons in your arse you could fit about 15 octopuses in there too...'
1'SO THE BEST WAY TO COMMIT A KIDNAPPING WOULD BE-'
2*their mum walks in*
2*the mother slowly closes the door, sipping hot chocolate*
1'I'm not confused about my gender, it's just that my gender is confusing'
1'it's not the gay agenda to make you one if us, that's the weeb and furry agenda. You can be straight, but we will make you a furry and a weeb or die trying'
1'who the fuck names their child lemony???'
1'HAVE YOU MET A CIS PERSON CALLED TOASTER?'
2'no but I did meet a cis person called steak'
I shall update when I either remember more, or more is said
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The Quotes Book
HumorThis is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious. Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough) I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chap...
