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1'fuck yeah, consent is hot'

1'ritualistic practices at table tennis'

1'consequences of crime: no bitches'

1'some motherfucker went UwU'

1'you stick your finger in my mouth, expect to get bit'

1'i have two balls'
2'i only have one'
1'...'
2'...'
1'...'
2'GIVE ME YOUR BALLS'

1'pussy tight, pussy clean, pussy fresh'
2'is that a Disney song?'

1'i can't get over that 700 people have read the chapter I wrote about Stede Bonnet and Blackbeard fucking'

1'i cant tell if that's a child or a sandwich'

1'and here we see a fine example of the cis men going south for the winter'

1'i could totally kill someone if I wanted to- no. If I wasn't afraid of the consequences'
2*horror*

1'ideas to spice it up in the bedroom'
1'kazoos'

1'im too busy enzyming Mr McPake'

1'i am so Sweden'

1'Send me Women are eating you'

1'when you die, go get grapes'

1'are you on PS4?'
2'no. Toblet.'

1'i broke so many of that child's ribs'

1'i just sneezed Niagara falls out my pussy'

1'anything you say or do can and will be used against you in court'
2'What if I say harble glarble hoobie doobie honkabadonk'
2'Use that against me'

1'ill slap you so hard ill go from dad to daddy'

1'När Kvinnor äter dig'

1'im going to eat your shower'

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