The Quotes Book

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1'i want to become the government so I can legally surgically remove people's kneecaps for my own personal gain'

1'i broke an arm'
2'great :)'

1'download the flesh cloud'

1'what subjects did you take?'
2'the gay ones'
1'i like french too'

1'gay zombies'

1'breaking woodwork tools? More like breaking my bones'
2'OMG SHUT UP I BROKE YOUR LEGS LIKE 10 YEARS AGO'
1'YOU DID IT TWICE THOUGH'

1'cardboard is just crispy tree'

1'where is my phone?'
2'Australia?'

1'i hate when people dont understand the inside jokes of 131 year old Victorian novel'
2'thats my wife!'

1'watch me put in my teeth'

1'drone mail carriers are the start of a new era'
2'hi, I'd like to travel to a new era with more rights please'

1'*bible quote*'
1'FRESH SHRIMP'

1'the only gender is gay sex'

1'someone has a cheesy dick'

1'when they said "drop the beat" I didnt know they meant off a bridge!'

1, 2, 3 & 4*talking*
4'-because I like chicken nuggets!
5'i zoned in on chicken nuggets, and I already love this conversation'

1*debating club*
2'-your socialist jesus stalin'

1'i like snails'
2'i know, but you need to escar-go the fuck to sleep'

1'peanut hair'

1'i enjoy spines'

1'where are her armpit snakes?'