The Quotes Book

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1'no one:'
1'my dream:'
1'the are fish fish, what fish are fish. Yes, they are'

1'i dont want to listen to plastic jesus'

1'alternate name for scaly jesus is speedaly desus'

1'the only people any of us have barked at is people in our friend group, never other people'
2'you have not seen me at Ryan Reynolds edits-'

1'what mcfuckle is this'

1'i pole dance on my father'
2'take a moment to think about that...'
1'... oh'

1'put me in a blender and I will be home with my father'
2'... anyways, about your fursona-'

1'please express your trauma to the beat'
1'1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4'
2*sobbing*

1'i dont care if your feet are on the ground or not, I need to know what kind of feet you have'
2'you misunderstand. I dont want feet.'
1'that makes my job easier, thanks'

1'im wearing makeup, it's called spot juice'

1'Mr mcfucking what?'
2'Mr McFanfiction'

1'i drew tits and had to cover it with a snake'

1'bloody hell, I slept with obi-wan-kenobi, how am I still a bad doctor???'

1'their toenails belong to the government'

1'do you actually have your foot out? Put it awayyy!!!!'

1'i dont/stop
1'why are these pronouns in your autocorrect?'
2'don't stop believing'
1'don't eat the whipped cream'
3'it's hair mousse!'
1'yum'

1'is that all there is on gay marriage?'
1'lets see what god thinks!'

1'these are the only people who believe in children. Children do not exist to anyone else'
2'children are not real!!!'

1'breast cancer? Let me eat your boobs'

1'the government owns so many dicks'

1'im scared to learn Mandarin because I'm worried incase I ask if someone has eaten the fish fart'

1'top ten animes, number one: jesus'

1*teacher walks past*
2'LOOK ITS DAD'

1'im about to die of suffocation
2'die bitch'
2*tazors you cutely*
1'yall got hair on my cookie'

1'wow, nice saliva Alex!'

1'sperm was invented in 1677'

1,2&3*silence*
1'haha, Satan'

1'is that Christmas tree?'
2'its a spoon'

1'you may not sex the quotes book'

1'you've been saying "anyways, bagpipes-" for the past 20 minutes'

1'im stroking your nose with this flyswatter'
2*bites*
2'ow my gums!'
1'thats what she said'

1'its my special talent, musical sobbing'