The Quotes Book

64

1'i need a fruit beginning with D'
2'egg'

1'subjective Mumford and Sons'

1'if you just thought the sentence "fisting a dentist" I want you dead'

1'no more little lad privileges'

1'what the are your bones'

1'tear the bird apart. Tear the bird apart. Tear the b- OH NO ITS BUFF-'

1'No e!'
2'no e?'
1'nice'
2'no e :)'
1'yes e'
2'ok'

1'i dont care how fucking sad I am I need to win the gay fruit ninja sword'

1'Jesus H Christ, my favourite shampoo brand'

1'a jesus pen'

1'nothing can be too yellow, unless its teeth'

1'jesus's shart is an energy drink'

1'i was an atheist until I saw jesus in my living room'
2'i... have sticks... up my arse right now...'

1'jesus should queef on this pride flag'

1'only I can drink my child'

1'im putting my sperm on my bag'

1'bring me my sperm'

1'hey that's coo- OH MY GOD GIVE ME YOUR GENDER'

1'we don't like your kind here'
2'well guess what, I'm going to fuck your wife better than you ever could then give you child a father he actually loves, so suck on that, bitch'

1'yeah, I'm saving up my beans because I want the thing'