The Quotes Book

63

1'You wouldn’t be able to drink your own breast milk you’d need someone else'
2'Well yeah that’s why you be lesbians'

1'would you rather drink camel piss, or sex cult, those are your only options for desert survival'
2'i think I'd rather just perish'
1'they've got the right idea'

1'But you only lactate when your pregnant tho'
2'which is why sex cult'

1'that is a good schedule, but what isn't good is how you're abusing yourself'
1'>:('
1'grr'
2'i do it affectionately'
3'The attack on pearl harbor, December 7th, 1941.'

1'the fucking birds... the are... the fuckin birds are, the birds are... awaken... nd'

1'its bleeding the juices of a bisexual person'

1'get purpled mf'

1'whats that in your pockets little sussy boy?'

1'youre both under arrest for submub'

1'other people's houses were built on concrete foundations, but us?'
1'no, our house us built on slaters'
2'who needs concrete when you've got slaters'

1'please don't delete my boobies!'
2'please delete mine'
3'delete like, some of mine'
4'how many do you have???'

1'my boobies have been all over your calculator'

1'pimck your superpower:'
2'giving people ginger armpits'
3'hunger armpits'

1'we can pay rats to teach taxes'

1'im running down this hill, take THAT KATE BUSH'

1'burn the mother :)'

1'im cosplaying my teacher!'

1'hey look it's the- the uh... the fuckn... uh.. the funny music man, yeah, yeah the um- uh- the uh- the... tiddies'

1'everyone act normal but happy, like you're in one of of those funeral home adverts!'

1'i don't care how much you hate yourself, just smile'

1'i cannot escape the glockenspiel'

1'BRO I DONT THINK A GLOCKENSPIEL HAS ANY COCKENSPIEL'

1'Vic the glockenspiel is coming for you'
2'IT WAS THE ONE THAT WAS HORNY FOR ME ITS NOT MY FAULT'

1'It's a jingle jingle hit hit thing'

1'Shits self'
2'asterisks'

1'sorry I was panicking for a moment there'
2'when are you NOT panicking though?'
1'excellent point'

1'kurt kobian had balls of steel and cums antifreeze'

1'I have decided that I am no longer autistic instead from this point onward I shall be acoustic instead'

1'im sorry, the LINGUISTICS FANDOM???'

1'rain is just god piss and wind is jesus queef'

1'we are the bible'

1*burp*
1'youre so rude-'
2'take responsibility for your own damn actions'

1'hi there, how are you?'
2'i have cold chicken nuggets in my bed'

1'the toes are in my possession, yes'

1'i was 100% correct, until I was proven wrong'
2'you were wrong the whole time it's just th-'
1'completely correct'
2'but-'
1'the whole time'