This one will mainly be me and the voices conversations or things they said
1'deal with your fucking problems'
2'no'
3'are you ok?'
4'why are you talking to yourself?'
5'bruh you're one to talk, everyone in this conversation - including you - is just a figment of their imagination'
1'more like a product of a mental disorder, but close enough-'
1'AYO RED HAIRED GUY! YA CUTE, WHAT'S YOUR PRONOUNS?'
2'you are still in a dream'
1'your point? I don't know how they identify, I wanna ask'
3'by the way I'm gender fluid and my current pronouns are he/they but they might change later'
1'no problem'
2*visible confusion*
1'arlight lad?'
2*squealing*
3'how the fuck did you get gender euphoria from a video game character-'
1' you're the smartest of us all'
2'WE'RE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON'
3'you have the most common sense'
2'slightly better'
1'GO TO SCHOOL'
2'NO'
2'YOU CAN'T JUST NOT GO TO SCHOOL'
1'FUCKING WATCH ME'
2*15 minutes later*
1'I SWEAR-'
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The Quotes Book
HumorThis is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious. Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough) I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chap...
